Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny Poetry, Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Don’t Mess with Mom
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My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He’d decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.
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“Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that’s taught by Mr. Wright?
It’s all about the laws today,
The “Children’s Bill of Rights.”
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It says I need not clean my room,
don’t have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
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I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don’t have to bow my head,
and I sure don’t have to pray.
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I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
and get tattoos from head to toes.
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And if you ever spank me,
I’ll charge you with the crime.
I’ll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
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Don’t you ever touch me,
my body’s only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that’s just more child abuse.
~*~
Don’t preach about your morals,
like your mama did to you.
That’s nothing more than mind control,
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Dec 04 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: abroad, airport, America, army, banquet, barbeque, beauty, belt, bracelet, Britain, British, Buckingham Palace, celebrity, chic, church, colors, companion, computer, couple, crown, daffodil, designer, diamonds, dinner, dress, Duchess, earrings, effect, elegance, England, Europe, eyes, fashion, fashionista, first lady, flight, flowers, food, foreign, garden, glamorous, gloves, gold, government, gown, hairdo, hairstyle, hands, honor, husband, internet, Ireland, Irish, jacket, jewelry, journey, King, lipstick, make-up, military, mini, money, necklace, online, palace, pants, partner, pearls, photos, pilot, plane, politics, president, prime minister, Prince, pumps, queen, Queen Elizabeth, reason, ring, rose, roses, royalty, silver, smiles, soldier, spouse, stunning, style, sugar, suit, tea, throne, touch, tour, travel, treats, trip, White House, wife
Michelle Obama goes glam and stays stylish while touring England and Ireland
Simply Stunning
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President Obama may have been touring Great Britain for political reasons, but the eyes of the fashion-forward were on Michelle Obama. Could she be able to keep up with the British prime minister’s wife, Samantha Cameron, who is known for being a bit of a fashionista? How would she measure up to Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton and her accessible style? Would she make a fashion faux-pas and represent the United States while wearing a little-known foreign designer’s duds?
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Have no fear—she looked amazing. We took a look at some of her top outfits from the trip; here, the president and first lady pose with Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip before a banquet at Buckingham Palace on Tuesday.
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Let’s take a closer look at that gorgeous dress, shall we?
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The ivory ruched Georgette gown by Tom Ford has white ribbon-and-bow detailing at the waist;
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May 31 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: actor, actress, American, artist, awards, bliss, bracelet, celebrity, check, competition, contestant, dance, decision, designer, diamonds, dress, earrings, example, fashion, fashionista, finalist, glamour, gold, gown, hairdo, hairstyle, happiness, Hollywood, Idol, jewelry, joy, laughter, lipstick, make-up, mini, money, music, musician, necklace, pants, pearls, performance, photos, prize, result, ring, role model, season, show, singer, smiles, style, suit, talent, theatre, trophy, winner
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Scotty McCreery is announced the “American Idol” for 2011 during the Season 10 finale results show at Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles.
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Finalists Scotty McCreery and Lauren Alaina await the final decision onstage during the “American Idol” Season 10 finale results show at Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles.
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Pia Toscano, Ashton Jones, Beyonce, and Naima Adedapo perform during the “American Idol” Season 10 finale results show at Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles.
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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony perform onstage during the “American Idol” Season 10 finale results show at Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles.
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Finalists Lauren Alaina (L) and Scotty McCreery walk onstage during the “American Idol” Season
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May 30 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: accessories, achievements, actor, actress, awards, beauty, belt, boobs, bracelet, breasts, career, celebrity, chic, country, designer, diamonds, dress, earrings, ensemble, eyes, fashion, fashionista, garden, glamour, gold, gown, hairdo, hairstyle, hats, Hollywood, honor, jewelry, leather, lipstick, make-up, man, music, musician, necklace, New York, pants, party, pearls, performance, princess, pumps, queen, redhead, show, singer, smiles, sport, star, style, suit, thought, winner, woman
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Rihanna
“S&M” singer Rihanna, took Sin City by storm in a sharp, white Max Azria suit, nude Christian Louboutin heels, pink lipstick, and a gold pendant necklace.
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Kelly Rowland
The fab Kelly Rowland — who was in attendance to help honor Beyonce — wore shimmering accessories and a hot pink Herve Leger by Max Azria dress that hugged her in all the right places.
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Selena Gomez
Disney darling Selena Gomez showed off quite a bit of skin in a revealing Dolce & Gabbana cut-out dress upon arriving at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada. The teen titan accessorized with Neil Lane jewelry, a Judith Leiber clutch, and cute Giuseppe Zanotti sandals.
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Beyonce
Hours before she delivered a jaw-dropping performance of “Run the World (Girls)” — and picked up the coveted Billboard Millennium Award for her career achievements — Beyonce hit the arrivals line in a relatively demure black Lanvin cocktail frock and sparkly Louboutin peep-toes.
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May 29 2011
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: classroom, designer, dog, exam, fashion, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, legs, Little Johnny, Mathematics, office, pants, promotion, smiles, student, style, suit, teacher, test, time, truck, vehicle
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he replied, “I’m too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than her too.” The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation to the principal.
The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet.
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
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Jul 10 2009
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Tags: accessories, actor, actress, awards, beauty, celebrity, fashion, film, glamour, glove, gown, grammy, hairdo, hairstyle, Hollywood, leather, makeup, mini, model, music, musician, necklace, pants, photos, red carpet, ring, shades, show, singer, smiles, star, style, suit, sunglasses, winner
Alicia Keys was quite possibly the best-dressed star at the BET Awards. The songbird’s embellished cocktail frock, complete with sheer sleeves, and bejeweled strappy sandals were simply stunning.
Chaka Khan always stands out in a crowd! This year, the Grammy-winning singer brought a touch of goth to the BET Awards.
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Jun 29 2009