Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: age, All Fool's Day, April Fool's Day, attorney, boobs, breasts, cemetery, companion, couple, court, dumb, elderly, era, exam, excitement, eyes, feeling, feelings, fool, friends, friendship, funny, ghost, girl, hand, hands, hilarious, history, home, House, humor, husband, idiot, jokes, judge, knowledge, language, laughter, lawyer, legs, life, lifestyle, lifetime, lovemaking, man, moron, movement, obituary, others, partner, passion, passionate, period, personality, quiz, seniors, sex, silly, smiles, spouse, spring, stupid, test, thought, time, tool, tools, touch, wife, woman, words, youth
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
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Little old lady:
I am 94 years old.
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please tell us in your own words,
what happened on the night of April 1st?
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Little old lady:
There I was, sitting on my porch on a warm spring evening
when a young man comes creeping up
and sat down next to me.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
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Little old lady:
No, but he was friendly.
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Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
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Little old lady:
He rubbed my thigh.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
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Little old lady:
No.
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Defense Attorney:
Why not?
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Little old lady:
It felt good.
No one had touched me since my Albert died.
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Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
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Little old lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
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Little old lady:
No.
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Defense Attorney:
Why not?
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Little old lady:
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: bliss, caring, companion, couple, destination, earth, embrace, eyes, family, food, friends, friendship, global, globe, happiness, heart, highway, honesty, humanity, husband, journey, joy, kindness, land, language, life, lifestyle, lifetime, listening, love, man, marriage, others, partner, passion, passionate, path, potential, power, reason, road, season, sharing, smiles, soul, spirit, spouse, thought, touch, universe, voice, wife, woman, words, world
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Too often we underestimate the power of a touch,
a smile, a kind word, a listening ear,
an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring,
all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
People come into our lives for a reason,
a season,
or
a lifetime!!
Embrace all equally!!!!
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Jan 23 2012
Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Tags: aid, belief, blessings, bliss, caring, charity, church, community, contribution, country, donation, earth, faith, gift, global, globe, God, goodness, happiness, heart, home, hope, House, joy, kindness, life, lifestyle, light, love, man, mind, miracle, mirror, mountain, nation, neighbor, neighborhood, ocean, others, passion, passionate, peace, present, quotes, reason, reflection, reward, school, sea, sharing, smiles, soul, spirit, stream, sunshine, surprise, thought, today, token, universe, wealth, woman, world
Where there is great love, there are always miracles.
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- Willa Cather
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Jan 11 2012
Posted: under "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know".
Tags: action, age, aid, aspirations, assistance, athlete, attitude, awards, beaches, beacon, beauty, behavior, belief, birth, birthday, black, blacks, bliss, brilliance, care, Caribbean, celebrity, charity, cheer, cheerfulness, chic, Chinese, Christian, Christians, class, club, clubs, college, color, colors, community, compassion, competition, concern, contest, contestant, contribution, country, crown, designer, diamonds, doctor, donation, dream, duty, earth, education, era, example, fashion, festival, game, gift, girl, global, globe, gown, group, groups, happiness, heart, history, hospital, hotel, Idol, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jewelry, job, joy, Kingston, labor, land, leader, lecturer, legend, legs, light, love, medical, Miss Global Jamaica, Miss Jamaica, Miss Jamaica Festival, Miss Universe, Miss World, moment, Montego Bay, music, nature, neighbor, neighborhood, pageant, paradise, passion, passionate, patriotic, patriotism, performance, period, personality, physician, play, present, pride, prize, qualities, queen, race, relaxation, resort, resorts, rest, role model, Saturday, school, service, sexy, singer, skill, skills, smiles, soul, Spanish, specialist, spirit, sport, sports, star, student, students, style, sugar, Sunday, surgeon, surprise, swimsuit, swimwear, talent, task, teacher, team, time, title, token, torch, trophy, tutor, unique, universe, university, volunteer, West Indian, winner, work, world
The Reigning Queen
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Miss Global Jamaica 2010 Shereen Sterling
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Jamaican medical student Shereen Sterling (centre), winner of the Miss Global International 2010 competition, is flanked by second runner-up Marlene Lim (right) of Malaysia and Maria Isabel Figuera (first runner-up) of Venezuela on Sunday night’s final at the Grand Palladium in Hanover, Jamaica
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Shereen Sterling was born in the parish of St. James on May 16, 1987. She was born a Jamaican and remained one ever since. She attended Catherine Hall Primary School located in Montego Bay, St. James. It was evident that she had many talents to portray.
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Shereen started high school in 1999 at 11 years old where she immediately found herself in various clubs that shouted her personality. Shereen represented her school proudly as a track athlete, a singer (JCDC Festival and conferences), to name a few. She found her leadership qualities at an early age by being able to complete whatever task was given to her and being able to motivate her team body. While being so active in school she was also active in her community.
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Shereen started Montego Bay Community college in 2007 and maintained great academic and extra-curriculum track records. Shereen was elected class representative and student council representative in her 1st year of college. She was an active member of the school choir and the ecology club and also did voluntary service in the Physiotherapy Department at the Cornwall Regional Hospital in Montego Bay. Shereen received a scholarship award from the Rotary of Montego East during her second year of college in 2008. Shereen graduated from Montego Bay Community College with distinctions and an Associate’s Degree in Natural Sciences.
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Shereen is currently studying full-time at the University of the West Indies. Shereen spends her
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: affection, affectionate, bliss, ceremony, companion, couple, dad, dance, debate, election, embrace, example, family, father, First Granny, first lady, government, gown, granny, happiness, hug, hugs, husband, inspiration, joy, kisses, lifestyle, love, marriage, mother, mother-in-law, New York, partner, party, passion, passionate, photos, politics, president, role model, spouse, touch, warmth, wedding, White House, wife
Try a Little Tenderness
This photo was taken after the final presidential debate—this one in Hempstead, New York.
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Feb 13 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: , age, appreciation, beauty, birthday, bliss, car, cemetery, computer, concern, day, designer, doctor, earth, ecstasy, elderly, embrace, fashion, film, future, ghost, global, globe, happiness, health, hope, humanity, impulse, inspiration, internet, journey, joy, lake, learning, life, link, love, man, Mathematics, meaning, memory, money, movie, nature, ocean, online, others, passion, passionate, physician, pond, rivers, road, sacred, seniors, show, specialist, spring, style, surgeon, time, today, travel, universe, vehicle, woman, world
One man quipped: “It’s not that I’m afraid of dying. It’s just that
I’ve been alive for as long as I can remember, and I’m kind of set in
my ways.”
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Some people ARE afraid of dying. Others are not concerned about their
death … but they worry about how they’re going to get there. Will
illness linger? Or will it be sudden?
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I can’t even guess how or when I might die, but knowing my life will
end has actually helped me to live more passionately. I think others
have discovered the same phenomenon.
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Feb 04 2009
