Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: attorney, blossoms, color, companion, cop, couple, court, enlightenment, eyes, family, home, husband, inspiration, judge, law, lawyer, light, man, memory, mind, moment, money, mountain, officer, others, parents, partner, passport, patrolman, police, rules, sheriff, spirit, spouse, trooper, visa, wife, woman
Look Into Your Eyes
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I was online to renew my passport.
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I answered question after question. Most were simple questions
that were easily answered, but then it got to a hard one.
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What color are your eyes?
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I didn’t know the answer!
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Now you may ask, “What kind of man doesn’t know what color his
eyes are?”
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Were my eyes black or brown?
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I honestly didn’t know. I’m sure that I once did, but I
certainly
wouldn’t bet a large sum of money on a guess right then.
I couldn’t remember what color my eyes were.
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It reminded me of the lawyer cross-examining a witness in court
and to prove that his memory was unreliable, he put his hand on
the man’s neck shielding his tie from his view and asked him,
“What color tie do you have on?”
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Needless to say, the witness didn’t know. I hear you saying,
“But your eye color isn’t like that tie!” Well, actually it
was, because I didn’t know what color they were.
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My wife was out of town with the kids visiting her parents.
I was the only one in the house. So I did what any man would do
who couldn’t remember his eye color and didn’t have anyone
close who could look into his eyes and tell him.
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Oct 07 2009
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: airport, attendant, behavior, country, dialect, flight, funny, hilarious, humor, Jamaica, Jamaican, job, jokes, journey, Kingston, language, laughter, man, passport, patois, smiles, task, ticket, travel, vernacular, woman, words, work
> A man from the country part of Jamaica arrived at the Norman Manley Airport in Kingston , burdened down by his luggage, passport, and all the necessary tidbits for a prolonged journey.
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> Looking around anxiously he finally approached a ticket counter and told the agent, “Please Miss, do, sell mi a ticket fi go a Jeopardy.”
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> The agent looked confused,”Jeopardy, Sir? Where is that?” she asked.
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> The man, even more nervous and agitated replied, ”Mi nuh ha no time fi fool roun. Jus’ gi mi a ticket to Jeopardy, mek mi gwaan.”
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Mar 28 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner".
Tags: adult, allegiance, amendment, America, appeal, candidate, citizenship, constituency, court, decision, Director, election, electorate, foreign, Jamaican, judge, judgment, justice, link, nomination, notice, passport, petition, politics, power, president, representative
NEWS
Court of Appeal’s reasons revealed [updated]
Posted: 2009-03-13 16:23:12
The Court of Appeal cited the role of the electorate in determining a political representative as among its reasons for not awarding the West Portland constituency to the PNP’s Abe Dabdoub.
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In its 82-page written judgement handed down this afternoon, the appeal judges pointed to established precedent for their decision.
..In arriving at their decision to uphold the ruling for a by election, Justices Seymour Panton, Algernon Smith and Karl Harrison relied on the 1977 election case of Mattison v Junor.
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Mar 14 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner".
Tags: agency, citizen, fee, foreigners, government, immigration, island, Jamaican, office, passport, revenue, sales, service
Published: Friday | January 30, 2009
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GOVERNMENT HAS no plans to increase the cost of a passport at this time.
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However, foreigners applying for extended stays in the island, and those seeking to become citizens of Jamaica, might soon have to dig deeper to pay increased fees for the services offered by the Passport Immigration and Citizenship Agency (PICA).
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Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of National Security, Major Richard Reese told the Public Administration and Appropriations Committee of Parliament that the ministry had made a submission to the Ministry of Finance and the Public Service for the current fees to be reviewed.
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: abroad, America, beaches, bliss, computer, dialect, flight, foreign, friends, friendship, fun, funny, funtime, happiness, hilarious, home, hope, House, humor, internet, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, journey, joy, Kingston, land, language, laughter, link, music, online, overseas, passenger, passport, path, patois, photos, pilot, plane, rivers, road, sea, singer, smiles, sound, success, ticket, tour, tourist, travel, trip, vernacular, video, visa, voice, water, winner, words
Have a laugh!
Subject: Mona Visa/ Mi Owna Visa!
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Turn up the sound, so you’ll hear everything! The embassy is no longer at Oxford Road it is actually at Liguanea - for our overseas friends - near to MONA. This is fun!
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CLICK on link below:
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COPY & PASTE into your browser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHVgdGwKGs4&feature=related
Jul 15 2008