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Tags: age, Asian, class, funny, game, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, mother, penis, redneck, smiles, Spanish
There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. “I know,” he said, “we can play, ‘Who’s Got the Biggest Pee Pee’”. “How do you play that?” asked the redneck. “It’s easy” said the Spanish boy, “we can play it next recess.”
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So when recess time came, the three boys went outside. “Alright,” said the Spanish boy, “Lets play.” The Asian boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest pee pee is the winner. And so the Asian boy pulled down his
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Mar 03 2009
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Tags: African-American, beauty, Bubba, business, eyes, flight, funny, hilarious, humor, indian, job, jokes, journey, language, laughter, man, money, Native American, penis, plane, Professor, redneck, road, sex, smiles, task, teacher, travel, trip, vacation, woman, words, work
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
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Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago”.
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Feb 20 2009
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The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
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After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief.
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Feb 01 2009
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Tags: accident, attention, cat, exercise, eyes, fish, fishing, focus, food, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, lake, laughter, lovemaking, man, Mathematics, moment, moral, ocean, penis, perception, pond, pool, pussy, rain, rivers, sandwich, sea, sex, smiles, spring, stream, thought, vision, water
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.
The fish said to itself, “If that fly comes six inches closer, I’ll jump up and have myself a meal.” Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, ” if that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and i’ll catch the fish and have myself a meal.”
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and i’ll shoot the bear.”
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Nov 02 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: baby, food, funny, heart, hilarious, home, humor, jokes, laughter, man, Mathematics, money, penis, short, smiles, woman
Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you
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Oct 31 2008
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The Official Blonde Sex Quiz
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TRUE or FALSE?
1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.
2. “Spread Eagle” is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.
6. Testicles are found on an octopus.
7. Foetus is a character in “Gunsmoke”.
8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
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Oct 18 2008