Smiles . . . Smiles . . . Smiles . . . . . . !!!!!

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 –  perpetually tipsy diva Mariah Carey and former supermodel Iman

Singer Mariah Carey  by vainstyle.  

Mariah Carey in Capri, Italy
December 28, 2009

Donna Karan gown

 

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Iman by http://dirtywhorelebrity.com/.

Iman at benefit gala in New York, February 10  

 

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“O, the sweet smell of success!”

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Comments (0) Mar 20 2010

6 Treats To Pamper Your Mom

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All moms are beautiful, but they don’t always reward themselves as much as they deserve — they need us to help them along! Mother’s Day is a great chance to pick up a treasured product that your mom loves but would rarely splurge on for herself.

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I love Olay Regenerist Daily Regenerating Serum, which uses niacinamide to help regenerate damaged skin. The Regenerist line also includes moisturizer, body lotion and facial peels — try putting several products together in a gift basket.

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Comments (0) May 08 2009

Valentine’s Day Lawyer

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at thecounter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

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Comments (0) Feb 14 2009

A teacher’s lesson

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There is a story many years ago of an elementary teacher. Her name was Mrs. Thompson. And as she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children a lie. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same.

But that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard. Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he didn’t play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. And Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X’s and then putting a big “F”(fail) at the top of his papers. Read More

Comments (0) Jul 31 2008

An old Jamaican lady

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An old Jamaican lady is in an elevator in a high rise apartment
building in New York, going to visit some relatives.
A beautiful young woman gets in smelling like very expensive
perfume. She turns up her nose at the old woman and
says arrogantly, “Giorgio, Beverly Hills, $120.00 an ounce.”
The old lady with a deadpan __expression says nothing.

Another young and beautiful woman smelling expensive,
enters the lift, turns, looks down her long pointed nose at the old lady and says “Chanel No.5, Paris, $200.00 an ounce”
The lift is now filled with the aroma of the magnificent scents
of the combined perfumes.

One floor later, as the Jamaican lady approaches her
destination, she quietly eases out a long silent fart, which

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Comments (0) Jul 11 2008