Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
Tags: actor, actress, Africa, African, baby, beauty, body, celebrity, chance, doctor, drugs, family, fraternal, granny, health, hospital, identical, influence, life, make-up, man, Mathematics, medication, medicine, mother, mother-in-law, nurse, office, partner, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, smiles, specialist, surgeon, twins, woman
Doesn’t it seem like twins are becoming more common? They are!
Who is most likely to have twins?
- Women who are non-identical twins themselves
- Women who have already had a set of non-identical twins
- Women with a female family member who has had non-identical twins
- Women of African descent
Well, those characteristics probably haven’t changed much in the last decades, but here is one that has:
- Women using fertility drugs
Scarlett Johansson, part of the ensemble cast of the new movie “He’s Just Not that Into You,” has a twin brother named Hunter. He is also an actor.
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How does twinning occur?
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May 09 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: anger, boss, check, clerk, cold, cough, cure, doctor, duty, employee, employer, fool, funds, funny, healing, health, hilarious, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, medication, medicine, money, moron, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, prescription, short, smiles, stupid, sugar, supervisor, task, woman, work
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.
“He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”
“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.
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Apr 25 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, agreement, America, American, attorney, car, celebrity, cop, country, difference, divorce, doctor, earth, era, flag, funny, global, globe, health, history, humor, jokes, judge, language, laughter, law, lawyer, life, military, model, nation, nurse, officer, patrolman, period, pharmacist, pharmacy, police, redneck, relationship, rules, security, sheriff, smiles, specialist, spirit, student, surgeon, taste, taxes, time, trooper, truck, universe, values, vehicle, war, words, world, youth
I want a Divorce!!!!
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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
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THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE
IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!
WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.
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OUTSTANDING!
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HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
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Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, alcohol, bar, beer, bike, car, champagne, cop, drugs, drunk, fashion, fool, funny, gin, hilarious, home, House, humor, idiot, jail, jokes, laughter, license, money, moron, neighbor, officer, party, patrolman, pharmacist, pharmacy, police, policeman, pub, restaurant, robber, rum, sandwich, scotch, sheriff, smiles, spring, stupid, tequila, traffic, trooper, vehicle, vodka, wine
HE DOESN’T KNOW JACK
A carjacker upset by his noisy neighbors in Bonita Springs, Fla., drove to the sheriff’s office in a car he had recently carjacked to report the disturbance.
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JUST HANGING OUT
A man entered a sandwich shop in Hendersonville, N.C., wearing a mask over his face and a pair of very baggy pants. When he tried to get to the cash register, he fell over a counter, then ran out of the restaurant empty-handed. Then, as he tried to climb over a fence, his baggy pants got caught on a fence post, leaving him hanging upside down until the police arrived and unsnagged him.
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Jan 23 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, aid, bedtime, Canada, Canadian, child, cold, cough, cure, doctor, health, hospital, ice, information, life, man, medicines, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, prescription, research, rest, scientist, scientists, sleep, snow, time, tips, winter, woman
VICKS VAPOR RUB INFORMATION FOR YOU.
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A believer in Vicks Vaporub ! Don’t laugh, it works 100% of the time although the scientists at the Canada Research council (who discovered it) aren’t sure why.
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To stop nighttime coughing in a child (or adult as we found out personally), put Vicks Vaporub generously on the bottom of the feet at bedtime, then cover with socks. Even persistent, heavy, deep coughing will stop in about 5 minutes and stay stopped for many, many hours of relief. Works 100% of the time and is more effective in children than even very strong prescription cough medicines. In addition it is extremely soothing and comforting and they will sleep soundly.
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Nov 22 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, butt, deodorant, employee, fool, fragrance, funny, hilarious, home, House, humor, idiot, job, jokes, language, laughter, money, odor, perfume, pharmacist, pharmacy, rectum, scent, smiles, task, woman, words, work
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
“I’m sorry”, says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any”
‘But I always buy it here,” says the blonde.
“Do you have the container that it came in?” asks the pharmacist
“YES”, said the blonde, “I’ll go home and get it.”
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Oct 13 2008