Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: cemetery, companion, couple, difference, divorce, earth, eyes, funny, ghost, global, globe, hilarious, humor, husband, jail, jokes, laughter, law, license, Lord, marriage, medication, mercy, partner, pharmacist, pharmacy, photos, respect, rules, sleep, smiles, spouse, universe, wife, world
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DIVORCE VS. MURDER
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eye
said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’
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The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’
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The lady replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’
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The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘Lord have
mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband.
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That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us
in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!’
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The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
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Dec 06 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, aroma, baby, bliss, body, changes, coffee, day, depression, doctor, drugs, experience, food, guide, happiness, health, herbs, hospital, instruction, job, joy, license, man, medication, medicine, mind, money, New York, New York City, nurse, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, recipe, relaxation, relief, remedies, research, smiles, stress, task, therapy, tips, treatment, woman, work
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Bath by Bettijo Relief
Organic Stick
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Head hurts? Try one of these doctor-approved pain relievers.
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Relaxation Techniques
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Best for: Soothing stress before a headache starts.
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Apr 12 2011
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: actor, actress, airport, alcohol, America, beauty, bliss, Britain, bus, car, church, companion, contest, contestant, couple, culture, custom, dance, dialect, doctor, drugs, earth, engagement, era, fashion, festival, flight, food, fun, funny, funtime, game, gift, graduation, growth, happiness, heritage, hilarious, history, holiday, Hollywood, home, hospital, House, humor, husband, Jamaica, Jamaican, job, jokes, jonkanoo, journey, joy, language, laughter, license, life, London, magazine, marriage, medication, medicine, memories, minister, money, music, nurse, office, partner, pastor, path, patois, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, plane, preacher, present, priest, prize, queen, Queen Elizabeth, reggae, road, school, sermon, smiles, sport, spouse, style, summer, Sunday, task, television, time, traffic, travel, universe, vehicle, vernacular, West Indian, wife, words, work, world, youth
Miss Jamaica, Evelyn Andrade, Marries Dancing Partner Tony Verity
– Jet Magazine May 26, 1955
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Those who remember these shouldn’t still be working!!!!
— As a Jamaican you know you are getting old if:
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You had an exercise book with Queen Elizabeth and her husband on it
(instead of a ring binder).
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You used to listen to Redifussion.
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You wore Bata crepe to school, and bought Asham at the gate..
(Extra credit if you know what Asham was made of)
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You remember that the Lou and Ranny show used to come on at 7:00 PM
On a Sunday.
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You know what the initials T. A. D. P. Stand for.
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You know who Tony Verity was.
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You can name more than two of the characters in a Jonkanoo band.
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You know what boxing title Bunny Grant held.
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, bar, beer, bird, champagne, channel, children, computer, cop, dinner, dog, drugs, drunk, elderly, funny, gin, grown ups, hilarious, home, House, humor, internet, jokes, laughter, liquor, marriage, Mathematics, money, movie, officer, online, patrolman, pharmacist, pharmacy, police, relaxation, rest, restaurant, rum, scotch, seniors, sex, sheriff, sign, sleep, smiles, tequila, test, time, trooper, vacation, vodka, weather, whiskey, wine, youth
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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Jun 20 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
Tags: actor, actress, Africa, African, baby, beauty, body, celebrity, chance, doctor, drugs, family, fraternal, granny, health, hospital, identical, influence, life, make-up, man, Mathematics, medication, medicine, mother, mother-in-law, nurse, office, partner, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, smiles, specialist, surgeon, twins, woman
Doesn’t it seem like twins are becoming more common? They are!
Who is most likely to have twins?
- Women who are non-identical twins themselves
- Women who have already had a set of non-identical twins
- Women with a female family member who has had non-identical twins
- Women of African descent
Well, those characteristics probably haven’t changed much in the last decades, but here is one that has:
- Women using fertility drugs
Scarlett Johansson, part of the ensemble cast of the new movie “He’s Just Not that Into You,” has a twin brother named Hunter. He is also an actor.
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How does twinning occur?
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May 09 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: anger, boss, check, clerk, cold, cough, cure, doctor, duty, employee, employer, fool, funds, funny, healing, health, hilarious, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, medication, medicine, money, moron, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, prescription, short, smiles, stupid, sugar, supervisor, task, woman, work
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.
“He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”
“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.
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Apr 25 2009