Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
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Laugh a little and feel your heart lighten,
When life has you feeling weighed down.
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Feb 16 2012
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: age, air, attention, attorney, bank, check, classic, computer, dictionary, difference, dumb, earth, era, exam, flight, fool, friends, friendship, fun, funds, funny, funtime, game, global, globe, hand, hands, hilarious, history, humor, idiot, internet, Jamaican, jokes, land, language, laughter, lawyer, legs, letter, mail, money, moon, moron, nut, nuts, online, passenger, period, phone, plane, play, quiz, sleep, smiles, sound, stupid, test, time, universe, voice, wealth, words
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This is hilarious! A true classic.
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A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he can fool them easy… So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun game.
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The Jamaican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.
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‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.’
This catches the Jamaican’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question.
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‘What’s the distance from The Earth to the moon?’
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The Jamaican doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
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Now, it’s the Jamaican’s turn.
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He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’
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Feb 07 2012
Posted: under "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know".
Tags: action, age, aid, aspirations, assistance, athlete, attitude, awards, beaches, beacon, beauty, behavior, belief, birth, birthday, black, blacks, bliss, brilliance, care, Caribbean, celebrity, charity, cheer, cheerfulness, chic, Chinese, Christian, Christians, class, club, clubs, college, color, colors, community, compassion, competition, concern, contest, contestant, contribution, country, crown, designer, diamonds, doctor, donation, dream, duty, earth, education, era, example, fashion, festival, game, gift, girl, global, globe, gown, group, groups, happiness, heart, history, hospital, hotel, Idol, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jewelry, job, joy, Kingston, labor, land, leader, lecturer, legend, legs, light, love, medical, Miss Global Jamaica, Miss Jamaica, Miss Jamaica Festival, Miss Universe, Miss World, moment, Montego Bay, music, nature, neighbor, neighborhood, pageant, paradise, passion, passionate, patriotic, patriotism, performance, period, personality, physician, play, present, pride, prize, qualities, queen, race, relaxation, resort, resorts, rest, role model, Saturday, school, service, sexy, singer, skill, skills, smiles, soul, Spanish, specialist, spirit, sport, sports, star, student, students, style, sugar, Sunday, surgeon, surprise, swimsuit, swimwear, talent, task, teacher, team, time, title, token, torch, trophy, tutor, unique, universe, university, volunteer, West Indian, winner, work, world
The Reigning Queen
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Miss Global Jamaica 2010 Shereen Sterling
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Jamaican medical student Shereen Sterling (centre), winner of the Miss Global International 2010 competition, is flanked by second runner-up Marlene Lim (right) of Malaysia and Maria Isabel Figuera (first runner-up) of Venezuela on Sunday night’s final at the Grand Palladium in Hanover, Jamaica
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Shereen Sterling was born in the parish of St. James on May 16, 1987. She was born a Jamaican and remained one ever since. She attended Catherine Hall Primary School located in Montego Bay, St. James. It was evident that she had many talents to portray.
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Shereen started high school in 1999 at 11 years old where she immediately found herself in various clubs that shouted her personality. Shereen represented her school proudly as a track athlete, a singer (JCDC Festival and conferences), to name a few. She found her leadership qualities at an early age by being able to complete whatever task was given to her and being able to motivate her team body. While being so active in school she was also active in her community.
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Shereen started Montego Bay Community college in 2007 and maintained great academic and extra-curriculum track records. Shereen was elected class representative and student council representative in her 1st year of college. She was an active member of the school choir and the ecology club and also did voluntary service in the Physiotherapy Department at the Cornwall Regional Hospital in Montego Bay. Shereen received a scholarship award from the Rotary of Montego East during her second year of college in 2008. Shereen graduated from Montego Bay Community College with distinctions and an Associate’s Degree in Natural Sciences.
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Shereen is currently studying full-time at the University of the West Indies. Shereen spends her
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: advice, age, aid, assistance, baby, bank, belief, check, children, era, eyes, fool, friends, friendship, funds, funny, granny, hilarious, history, humor, idiot, jokes, language, laughter, Mathematics, money, moron, mother, mother-in-law, need, needs, peace, pencil, perception, period, phone, play, reading, relaxation, rest, smiles, stupid, sugar, surprise, time, tips, tool, tools, treats, woman, words
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Mary was almost crazy with her three young kids. She
complained to her best friend Judy, “They’re driving me
nuts! They give me no rest! I’m half way to the funny farm!”
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“What you need,” said Judy, “is a playpen.”
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So Mary bought a playpen. A few days later, Judy called to
ask how things were going.
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Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: abroad, activist, African, aim, awards, balance, beacon, birth, birthday, black, blacks, blessings, bliss, Bob Marley, brilliance, candle, car, Caribbean, celebration, celebrity, ceremony, champion, championship, check, cheer, classic, color, colors, competition, country, courage, culture, custom, determination, dialect, dream, duty, earth, example, faith, fashion, fire, flame, focus, foreign, fun, funds, funtime, game, girl, global, globe, goal, gold, guitarist, happiness, hero, Hollywood, hope, icon, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, job, joy, labor, land, language, leader, leadership, legend, legs, life, lifestyle, lifetime, light, lighthouse, loan, medal, military, model, money, music, musician, nation, New York, Olympic, Olympics, palm, paradise, Paris, patois, peace, performer, perseverance, play, power, pride, race, rainbow, reggae, role model, singer, skill, smiles, soil, soldier, son, songwriter, sound, sport, sports, star, strength, style, sunshine, superstar, talent, task, ticket, title, torch, Trelawny, trophy, unique, unity, universe, Usain Bolt, value, vernacular, voice, wealth, winner, words, work, world, worth
World Fastest Man —-Jamaican Usain Bolt
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Jamaican Track and Field Star
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Born Jamaican - By Tony Robinson
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There is nobody like a Jamaican, Nobody! Sometimes it’s difficult to determine where someone comes from. Drop us into the vast mosaic of the peoples of the world and try to figure out who is who.
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“Him is from China, no, is Japanese, but him could be Korean still.” The same goes for people from India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, or Nigeria, Kenya, Ghana. We just can’t tell them apart. Not so with Jamaicans though, who stand out and stick out like beacons in the night. Foreigners know us in a flash, and we can identify each other from way across the street. We are so distinct that other people try to walk, talk and act like us.
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I’m so amused when I encounter Americans, Europeans, Japanese, [Madam Cleo, or Ron] trying to act Jamaican. “Hey mon, wha hoppening mon, eberyting irie?” I usually reply in my most proper English. If they are Japanese, I say, “Sukiyaki, Sayonara, Sony, Toyota Mitsubishi.” Just to keep them guessing.
OUT OF MANY ONE PEOPLE!
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“So you speak Japanese?”
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“Ah so, Nissan, Sanyo, Toyota Tercel..”
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But what makes us so different from other people? First it’s the walk, nobody walks like us. People in foreign walk briskly, head straight, arms swinging almost in military fashion, with a stride and purpose like they’re going somewhere. Not us though, who saunter with a rhythm that is almost slow motion. No hurry, no scurry, no flurry, no rushy rushy, just cool, with a bop and rhythm that could be put to music. Years ago we used to call it bop. For some it’s natural while others practiced it.
Bob Marley Commemorative Coin
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If you’re a girl in the middle of Paris, Madrid or Tokyo and hear, “psst, psst,” from across the street,
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Jul 31 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bird, bliss, brain, chicken, color, colors, cross, day, designer, dictionary, duck, Easter, egg, eggnog, eggs, exam, exercise, fashion, flowers, funny, game, hair, hairdo, hairstyle, happiness, hare, health, highway, hilarious, holiday, holidays, humor, jokes, joy, laughter, legs, lips, marriage, Mathematics, movement, pants, path, play, quiz, rabbit, road, smiles, sport, stress, style, sugar, test, travel, treats, tulip, tulips, vacation
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
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Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
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Q: “Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
A: “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
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