Harsh Love Poems
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Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.
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These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
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Feb 15 2009
