Posted: under Funny Poetry.
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Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.
…
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
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Feb 15 2009
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: bank, check, color, colors, flowers, funds, funny, God, humor, Irish, jokes, laughter, loan, love, memories, memory, money, poem, poetry, rose, roses, smiles, Valentine's Day
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Roses are red and Violets are blue,
I didn’t buy you anything
’cause to be honest,
I really don’t like you.
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Feb 14 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "Life is precious handle with PRAYER!", Inspirationals.
Tags: America, attitude, family, friends, God, happiness, heart, inspiration, joy, life, love, neighbor, poem, prayer, rule, school, spirit, wish
I do hope you enjoy this little poem I wrote today. I heard
about some children who were worried about their
neighbors and families losing their jobs and houses.
One asked to say a prayer in school and caused a stir. They said it anyway.
This is my take on it.
Make it the very best day yet!
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Perks Pearl of Wisdom
“Be the prayer within your heart.”
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Nov 19 2008
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: alcohol, bar, beer, boobs, brandy, breasts, cemetery, champagne, companion, couple, diet, drunk, eyes, flowers, funny, ghost, gin, hilarious, home, House, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, lips, liquor, man, obituary, partner, party, passion, passionate, penis, poem, poetry, pub, rum, scotch, service, sex, smiles, sound, spouse, tequila, treats, vodka, whiskey, wife, woman
A man making the bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot. The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home.
Man : My wife will kill me.
Bartender : Take her some candy.
Man : She is on a diet.
Bartender : Take her some flowers.
Man : She has allergies.
Bartender : Tell her a poem.
Man : She loves poems… But I don’t know any.
Bartender : Here is one for you. The Bartender recites:
YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH
BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS
BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE
-”Shakespeare”
Man : I can handle that. So walking home the man was reciting to
himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door.
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Jul 16 2008