OUR REFUGE AND STRENGTH

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 Our Refuge and Strength

(Psalm 46)

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Lord we can come to You
And find shelter from the storms of life
For You are always present to help
To protect us from trouble and strife

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Though the earth vanish from sight
And the mountains are carried away
Yet will we not be afraid
For You are our hope and stay

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If the waters begin to roar
And there is trouble all about
There is One who will help us
When we are filled with doubt

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God walks in our midst
To comfort and to guide
Our enemies will be defeated
If in Him we will abide

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Come now and behold
What for us the Lord has done
How He destroyed the heathen nations
Before the going down of the sun

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He made the wars to cease
In the land that to us He did give

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Comments (0) Sep 11 2013

Unhappy Valentine’s Day

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Roses are red and Violets are blue,
I didn’t buy you anything
’cause to be honest,
I really don’t like you.

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Comments (0) Feb 14 2009

Drunken Man’s Poem

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A man making the bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot. The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home.

Man : My wife will kill me.

Bartender : Take her some candy.

Man : She is on a diet.

Bartender : Take her some flowers.

Man : She has allergies.

Bartender : Tell her a poem.

Man : She loves poems… But I don’t know any.

Bartender : Here is one for you. The Bartender recites:

YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH
BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS
BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE
-”Shakespeare”

Man : I can handle that. So walking home the man was reciting to
himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door.

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Comments (0) Jul 16 2008