Happiness brings Happiness

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 Aretha Franklin is engaged….

FILE - In this May 17, 2011 file photo, singer Aretha Franklin appears at a taping of

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Aretha Franklin is engaged to longtime friend William “Willie” Wilkerson.

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The Grammy-winning singer said in a statement Monday that she and Wilkerson are considering a summer wedding, perhaps in Miami Beach, Florida. The Queen of Soul wants to follow the ceremony with a reception on a private yacht.

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The 69-year-old jokes: “No, I’m not pregnant.”

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Franklin and Wilkerson became engaged over the holidays.

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Smiles: Sharing and Caring with Love

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Are you ready for Michelle Obama, kitchen goddess? The first lady’s pulling a Gwyneth Paltrow and publishing a cookbook.  Americn Grown, on sale April 10, 2012, combines veggie growing tips with recipes inspired by Michelle’s White House garden.

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It’s a garden she’s toiled over since 2009.  So have daughters Sasha and Malia, who help with the weeding “like it or not”. Despite being a gardening novice, Obama’s laid the groundwork for over 55 varietals of veggies. Stalks of black kale, bright yellow peppers, and beams of eggplant have grown from the most expansive garden the White House lawn has ever seen.

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Now it’s growing beyond the Obama home, and into the cookbook arena. According to her publishers, she’ll use the garden’s offerings as the starting point for seed-sowing, recipe ideas and personal anecdotes and photos of the Obamas’ home-base. The aim of the book is to show how “increased access to healthy, affordable food can promote better eating habits and improve health of families and communities across America,” according to the publishers at Random House, who

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Comments (0) Dec 18 2011

A MountainWings Moment - Don’t Mess with Mom‏

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Don’t Mess with Mom
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My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He’d decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.

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“Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that’s taught by Mr. Wright?
It’s all about the laws today,
The “Children’s Bill of Rights.”

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It says I need not clean my room,
don’t have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.

 

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I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don’t have to bow my head,
and I sure don’t have to pray.

 

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I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
and get tattoos from head to toes.

 

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And if you ever spank me,
I’ll charge you with the crime.
I’ll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.

 

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Don’t you ever touch me,
my body’s only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that’s just more child abuse.

 

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Don’t preach about your morals,
like your mama did to you.
That’s nothing more than mind control,

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LOVE AND TIME

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Writer Gary Jennings said this: “Love and time, those are the only
two things in all the world and all of life, that cannot be bought,
but only spent.”

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I love that. And HOW I spend my love and time is what it is all
about.

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My work and interests require me to spend probably an inordinate
amount of time in front of my computer. At least according to my
wife Bev.

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She and I were talking one day about death and funerals and what to
do with each other’s remains. I asked. “What will you do with my
body? Burial? Cremation?”

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She answered, “I think I’ll just have you stuffed and propped up in
your chair by the computer. That way when I walk through the room I
won’t even notice that you’re gone.”

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I got the point - too much computer time. And how I spend my time
and my love is all important.

. The question I ask myself is this: “Do I generously and freely give
love and time away - and especially to those closest to me?”

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Charles Francis Adams was the United States ambassador to Great
Britain during the Lincoln administration. He had the habit of
keeping a daily diary. He also taught his son Brooks the value of
journaling his activities in a diary.

 . One memorable day, eight-year-old Brooks recorded, “Went fishing
with my father, the most glorious day of my life.” It must have been
a glorious day, for the next forty years Brooks repeatedly mentioned
it in his diary. It became a life-long memory.

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His father also wrote about the fishing trip. His own diary on that
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Comments (0) Dec 31 2010

Little John the Baptist

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Wet Cat by Ilya Boyandin.  

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Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat.

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He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.

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She smiled and went about her work.

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 A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the

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Comments (4) Apr 29 2010

I’ve Got Time!

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My name is Tammy. This is my life. I will get saved when “I’ve Got Time”. I was born Jan. 1, 1964.

As I grew up, the Lord kept His hands on me. He healed my polio. Now I walk like you. “Thank you Jesus.”

He showed me right from wrong. I think I’ll get saved when I turn 30.

“I’ve Got Time!”

I got on drugs, He brought me through. “Thank you, Jesus!”

I got pregnant, and cried to the Lord. He gave me a husband. I said to myself, “When I turn 30, I’ll get saved, I’ve Got Time!”

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Comments (4) May 29 2009