Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
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The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.
“He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”
“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.
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Apr 25 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: anxiety, body, brain, depression, diet, energy, exercise, foods, fruits, health, heart, herbs, importance, learning, medication, memory, mood, multivitamins, nuts, oils, prescription, psychology, seeds, sleep, stress, supplements, treatment, vegetables
How to treat depression without prescription medications.
Food fixes
Dietary changes can alter the brain both chemically and structurally. If you’re feeling blue, take a step toward recovery by ensuring that your diet includes the following:
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Fish oil contains high levels of the omega-3 fatty acid DHA (docosahexaenoic acid); a deficiency in DHA has been linked to depression. When DHA is plentiful, your mood isn’t the only thing that gets a boost—memory and learning are enhanced as well. Not a fish fan? Essential fatty acids are also found in a variety of seeds, nuts, oils and leafy vegetables.
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Antioxidant-rich foods can also serve to bolster mental health. Try to include apricots, broccoli, carrots, pumpkin, spinach, sweet potato, blueberries, kiwi and oranges, among others, in your diet.
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Daily multivitamins are the final step in keeping your brain and body properly
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Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, aid, bedtime, Canada, Canadian, child, cold, cough, cure, doctor, health, hospital, ice, information, life, man, medicines, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, prescription, research, rest, scientist, scientists, sleep, snow, time, tips, winter, woman
VICKS VAPOR RUB INFORMATION FOR YOU.
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A believer in Vicks Vaporub ! Don’t laugh, it works 100% of the time although the scientists at the Canada Research council (who discovered it) aren’t sure why.
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To stop nighttime coughing in a child (or adult as we found out personally), put Vicks Vaporub generously on the bottom of the feet at bedtime, then cover with socks. Even persistent, heavy, deep coughing will stop in about 5 minutes and stay stopped for many, many hours of relief. Works 100% of the time and is more effective in children than even very strong prescription cough medicines. In addition it is extremely soothing and comforting and they will sleep soundly.
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Nov 22 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: age, attorney, bar, check, court, doctor, drugs, elderly, funny, hilarious, hospital, humor, jokes, judge, laughter, lawyer, man, money, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, prescription, restaurant, seniors, short, smiles, woman
An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, “Doc, my druggist said to
tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you’ve been giving to Mrs. Smith.”
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Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: attorney, companion, couple, court, drugs, eyes, funny, hilarious, humor, husband, jail, jokes, judge, laughter, law, lawyer, license, man, medicine, mercy, partner, pharmacist, pharmacy, prescription, smiles, spouse, wife, woman
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any
cyanide!”
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Jul 25 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: advice, aid, anger, blonde, bottle, clerk, cough, cure, doctor, dumb, fool, funny, gynecologist, health, hilarious, humor, idiot, jokes, language, laughter, leg, legs, man, medication, medicine, money, morning, moron, noise, nurse, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, pill, pills, prescription, scientist, silly, smiles, sound, specialist, stupid, sugar, surgeon, syrup, tips, treatment, woman, words
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a
guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks
the blonde clerk,
“What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”
The blonde clerk responds,
“Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough. I couldn’t find the
cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle
of laxative.”
The pharmacist yells,
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Jul 11 2008