Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: alcohol, beer, boss, coffee, communication, computer, employee, employer, funny, hilarious, internet, job, jokes, liquor, online, printer, whiskey, wine, work
It’s an incentive to show up.
It reduces stress.
It leads to more honest communication.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
It encourages carpooling.
Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,you don’t care.
It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
Feb 27 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: computer, duty, fax, fool, funny, humor, idiot, internet, job, jokes, laughter, moron, online, printer, short, smiles, sound, support, task, technician, time, work
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
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Dec 05 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: aid, American, army, blessings, challenges, charity, children, choice, computer, contribution, country, day, donation, earth, era, family, friends, gift, God, gratitude, hand, heart, history, home, House, inspiration, internet, job, lessons, life, link, love, man, message, military, moment, nation, neighbor, neighborhood, office, online, others, prayer, present, president, printer, protection, service, smiles, soldier, task, television, thankfulness, Thanksgiving, time, token, troops, universe, war, White House, woman, work, world, youth
Contributor: Bill
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Wishing You & Yours a Blessed, Safe and Happy Thanksgiving this Season.
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As you may have noticed, things are Changing and not necessarily for the Better at present. It may be a while before things get better. As it is written, when we ignore the lessons of history/past, we are likely to repeat it, as we have.
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For those who choose to do so, please Pray, or continue to Pray for a quick economic recovery for our Nation, especially those without jobs. As soon some will eventually use crime as a means to an end to survive during hard times. I Pray you and yours be Covered by God’s hand.
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Let Us pray for the OFFICE of the Presidency, as it is the OFFICE that encompasses all the decision makers who will help the President to choose. Let Us Pray that choice will be in the Best Interest of the Country.
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Nov 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, computer, day, earth, elderly, era, fax, fish, fishing, funny, global, globe, hilarious, history, home, humor, internet, jokes, journey, language, laughter, leisure, letter, man, Mathematics, online, pencil, period, phone, printer, seniors, smiles, tool, tools, universe, woman, words
1. Anywhere you hang your @ is home.
2. The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C: is the root of all directories.
8. Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don’t byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Windows will never cease.
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Sep 22 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, butt, computer, elderly, eyes, fax, funny, hands, hilarious, humor, internet, jokes, laughter, Mathematics, online, others, phone, pool, printer, rectum, seniors, smiles, woman
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. ‘THAT WAS MY PAGER,’ SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, ‘THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.’
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
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Aug 29 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, attorney, boss, car, coffee, computer, court, doctor, fax, funny, hilarious, humor, internet, job, jokes, judge, laughter, lawyer, license, life, man, manager, money, movie, online, phone, printer, smiles, task, traffic, vehicle, woman, work
& Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease ,
your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
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& Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped,
Will roll to the least accessible crevice furthest away from you.
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& Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
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& Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Specially when it is long distance.
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& Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire while running late for work.
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& Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
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& Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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& Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
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& Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
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& Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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& Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
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& The Starbucks Law
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Aug 29 2008