Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: age, air, attention, attorney, bank, check, classic, computer, dictionary, difference, dumb, earth, era, exam, flight, fool, friends, friendship, fun, funds, funny, funtime, game, global, globe, hand, hands, hilarious, history, humor, idiot, internet, Jamaican, jokes, land, language, laughter, lawyer, legs, letter, mail, money, moon, moron, nut, nuts, online, passenger, period, phone, plane, play, quiz, sleep, smiles, sound, stupid, test, time, universe, voice, wealth, words
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This is hilarious! A true classic.
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A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he can fool them easy… So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun game.
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The Jamaican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.
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‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.’
This catches the Jamaican’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question.
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‘What’s the distance from The Earth to the moon?’
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The Jamaican doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
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Now, it’s the Jamaican’s turn.
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He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’
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Feb 07 2012
Posted: under Games.
Tags: brain, children, exam, exercise, focus, fun, funny, funtime, game, Games, granny, hilarious, humor, jokes, language, laughter, Mathematics, mother, mother-in-law, parent, quiz, smiles, test, words
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LET’S PLAY . . . LET’S GO !!!!!!!
LET ME PUT YOUR I.Q. TO THE TEST . . .
FUN… FUN… FUN… !!!!!!!!
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Thom’s mother has three kids…
One of their names is Nickel…
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Jul 15 2011
Posted: under Games.
Tags: age, alzheimer's, brain, check, college, doctor, elderly, exam, fun, funtime, game, health, language, man, memory, mental, nurse, others, physician, psychiatrist, quiz, school, seniors, skills, smiles, specialist, surgeon, test, time, university, woman, words
Quick Check for Alzheimer’s —–The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 30 years of age cannot do it!
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Jun 13 2009
Posted: under Games.
Tags: bird, companion, couple, cow, designer, dog, exam, fashion, fun, funny, funtime, game, Games, girl, hands, humor, husband, language, laughter, letter, man, marriage, mind, money, partner, pope, priest, quiz, sex, smiles, spouse, style, suit, test, wife, woman, words
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What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
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What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
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What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
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What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
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Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
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What does a dog do that you can step into?
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What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?
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What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
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What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
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What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?
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Jan 24 2009
Posted: under Games.
Tags: age, celebration, Chinese, color, country, earth, exam, fun, funtime, future, game, island, King, man, queen, quiz, Russian, smiles, test, war, wish, woman, world
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI’s first name?
What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
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PAGE DOWN TO FIND THE ANSWERS. NO CHEATING!
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Jan 23 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: actor, actress, age, awards, bank, beauty, bliss, body, care, celebrity, check, communication, exam, film, funds, happiness, joy, language, life, lifestyle, lifetime, loan, love, man, money, movie, nurturing, photos, prostitute, quiz, relationship, satisfaction, show, test, vagina, whore, woman, words
Women We Love: Radha Mitchell
Don’t feel guilty about gawking at these photos of Aussie actress Radha Mitchell. She’s picturing you naked, too.
ESQ: Are you following American politics? You like Obama?
RM: I can’t say.
ESQ: You can, actually. This isn’t China.
RM: I’ve decided I’m going to be apolitical. We’re beyond politics. Let’s talk about love, not politics.
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Nov 19 2008
