Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: alcohol, attorney, bar, beer, brandy, Bubba, champagne, court, food, funny, gin, health, hilarious, humor, jokes, judge, laughter, law, lawyer, man, redneck, restaurant, rules, rum, scotch, sleep, smiles, tequila, whiskey, wine, woman
Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, “Is it true they’re suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?”
“Yes, Bubba, that is true.”
“And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries … is that true, mister lawyer?”
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Jun 20 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, money, redneck
A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very “in the mood”, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time
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May 14 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, agreement, America, American, attorney, car, celebrity, cop, country, difference, divorce, doctor, earth, era, flag, funny, global, globe, health, history, humor, jokes, judge, language, laughter, law, lawyer, life, military, model, nation, nurse, officer, patrolman, period, pharmacist, pharmacy, police, redneck, relationship, rules, security, sheriff, smiles, specialist, spirit, student, surgeon, taste, taxes, time, trooper, truck, universe, values, vehicle, war, words, world, youth
I want a Divorce!!!!
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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
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THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE
IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!
WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.
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OUTSTANDING!
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HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
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Tags: class, college, education, funny, hilarious, home, humor, jokes, laughter, logic, Mathematics, Professor, redneck, smiles, wife
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
“What’s logic?” the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”
“I sure do.”
“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
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Mar 31 2009
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Tags: age, Asian, class, funny, game, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, mother, penis, redneck, smiles, Spanish
There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. “I know,” he said, “we can play, ‘Who’s Got the Biggest Pee Pee’”. “How do you play that?” asked the redneck. “It’s easy” said the Spanish boy, “we can play it next recess.”
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So when recess time came, the three boys went outside. “Alright,” said the Spanish boy, “Lets play.” The Asian boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest pee pee is the winner. And so the Asian boy pulled down his
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Mar 03 2009
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Tags: African-American, beauty, Bubba, business, eyes, flight, funny, hilarious, humor, indian, job, jokes, journey, language, laughter, man, money, Native American, penis, plane, Professor, redneck, road, sex, smiles, task, teacher, travel, trip, vacation, woman, words, work
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
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Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago”.
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Feb 20 2009
