Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.
Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while.
Well, the chauffeur didn’t have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto HWY 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Police in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
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Mar 07 2009
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Inspirational Poetry.
Tags: beauty, bird, bliss, day, earth, eyes, global, globe, God, gratitude, happiness, heart, hugs, inspiration, joy, lake, life, light, Lord, love, man, music, nature, need, ocean, others, pond, praise, rain, reflection, rivers, singer, snow, sunrise, thankfulness, thought, universe, vision, water, winter, wishes, woman, world
Every day I live I see
How great the world God made for me.
The ever changing seas and skies,
The birds and all the butterflies.
The rainbow high above the trees,
Just to think, God gave me these.
He made the rows of yellow corn,
The sunrise on a winter morn,
Frosty windowpanes that glow
Reflecting light upon the snow.
Posted: under Inspirational Poetry.
Tags: bird, bliss, cheerfulness, duty, earth, garden, global, globe, happiness, inspiration, Jesus, job, joy, lake, love, music, ocean, peace, pond, present, reflection, relaxation, rest, rivers, sea, stream, task, universe, voice, water, work
A Restful Place
…
A little stream runs through a garden.
The sound of its merry voice,
Making a musical background
To the birds twittering in the trees.
A garden seat placed beside the stream,
Makes a pleasant place to rest
At the end of a busy day.
A place to sit and reflect,
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirational Poetry.
Tags: Africa, African, African-American, America, beauty, blacks, Caribbean, Christ, color, eyes, image, inspiration, Jamaica, Jamaican, Jesus, life, Lord, love, man, reflection, richness, shepherd, smiles, strength, woman, world
This is deep, so take your time.
. . .
Why Did You Make Me Black Lord ….
Lord …. Why did you make me black?
Why did you make someone
the world would hold back?
Black is the color of dirty clothes,
of grimy hands and feet…
Black is the color of darkness,
of tired beaten streets…
Why did you give me thick lips,
a broad nose and kinky hair?
Why did you create someone
who receives the hated stare?
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Dec 17 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: action, advice, age, aim, air, anxiety, belief, blessings, courage, depression, earth, era, exam, eyes, faith, global, globe, goal, goals, God, history, home, House, inspiration, life, lifestyle, lifetime, light, mirror, mood, perception, period, reflection, secret, secrets, sleep, strength, stress, success, sunshine, test, time, tips, universe, vision, wishes, world
Lying in bed, I was asking myself, what are some of the secrets of success in life? I found the answers right there, in my very room.
…
The fan said: be cool.
The roof said: aim high.
The window said: see the world.
The clock said: every minute is precious.
The mirror said: reflect before you act.