Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: ability, accident, American, belief, cab, car, career, challenge, comedian, creativity, discipline, effort, flight, idea, inspiration, New York, opportunity, performance, persistence, practice, preparation, quotes, referee, result, secret, skills, stadium, strength, talent, taxi, time, vehicle, Yankee stadium
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A determined little turtle once climbed a tree. He somehow made it to
the first branch. Then he jumped into the air waving his front legs
and crashed to the ground.After a while he slowly climbed the tree again. And again he jumped.
This time he flapped all four of his limbs, but still plummeted to the
hard ground.The persistent turtle tried again and again with the same results. A Read More
Jun 13 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, air, beaches, beauty, bliss, body, breath, breathing, creek, cure, earth, embrace, eyes, food, gas, global, globe, happiness, healing, humanity, imagination, inspiration, lake, land, life, lifestyle, lifetime, listening, meditation, mind, mood, music, nourishment, ocean, pleasure, pond, pool, power, quotes, reality, result, rivers, sea, skin, soil, source, stream, thought, tips, universe, water, waterfalls, wind, world
Full Release
Water Meditation
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Our bodies are over fifty percent water, so it makes sense that human beings have always considered water to be a sacred source of life and healing. It is literally half of who we are, and well over half of the earth’s surface is water. Water cleanses and hydrates, contains and produces nourishment, and when we enter it, holds us in an embrace that leaves no part of us untouched. Meditating with water can be a powerful way of aligning ourselves more fully with this support system that makes life both possible and pleasurable on so many levels.
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We may wish to conduct our meditation while in physical contact with a body of water, whether in the intimacy of our bathtub or the vast container of an ocean. We might float on our backs in a swimming pool or sit with just our feet submerged in a pond or creek. On the other hand, we may simply close our eyes and choose a location based on our imagination. Whatever we choose, we can begin by closing our eyes and listening to our breathing. At the same time, we tune in to the particular music of the water we have chosen—the loud rushing of a river or waterfall, or the surreal silence of the world beneath the surface of the ocean. We might consider how the type of water we choose reflects what we seek—the peace beneath the hectic surface of life, the cleansing power of a river racing through a canyon, or the mood lifting, melodic bubbling of a lively creek.
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Apr 18 2009
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away".
Tags: blessings, day, deed, deeds, generosity, God, goodness, need, needs, result, reward, scripture, Thanksgiving, wealth
“You will be made rich in every way so that you can be generous
on every occasion…your generosity will result in thanksgiving to God.”
–2 Corinthians 9:11
Oct 11 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, anger, argument, computer, devil, duty, earth, era, evil, exam, eyes, funny, global, globe, God, Heaven, hell, hilarious, history, humor, internet, Jesus, job, jokes, judge, labor, land, language, laughter, letter, lightning, listening, mail, man, might, mouse, movement, online, others, period, power, printer, quiz, rain, rainbow, result, satan, Savior, sky, smiles, sound, task, test, thunder, time, universe, voice, water, woman, words, work, world
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, “THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.”
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with
Heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder
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Sep 22 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, anger, body, change, effect, era, expression, funny, health, hilarious, history, humor, jokes, language, laughter, law, man, mind, pain, pencil, period, relationship, result, rules, smiles, time, voice, woman, words
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are in effect
in every relationship.
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing
the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the
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Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: accident, account, age, anxiety, arms, baby, bank, beaches, birthday, car, child, classic, companion, couple, dad, day, depression, designer, dialect, exam, eyes, family, fashion, father, father-in-law, gift, girl, granny, hand, hilarious, home, House, humor, husband, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, legacy, license, life, man, marriage, model, money, mother, mother-in-law, parents, partner, patois, pharmacist, pharmacy, phone, present, relaxation, rest, result, riches, smiles, spouse, stress, style, suit, tears, test, time, twins, vehicle, vernacular, voice, water, wife, woman, words
A 17 year-old Jamaican girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for the last two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test. Confirming her worst fears, the test result is positive. Shouting, swearing and crying, the Mother says, “Which man do dis to you? Mi need fi know now!”
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a BMW X5 pulls up in front of their house; a dapper looking man dressed in an Armani suit steps out and walks to the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, & the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, and of course mi wife, but I’ll take charge.
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Jul 28 2008