Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: anger, bar, beauty, beer, bliss, champagne, companion, competition, couple, dream, drunk, embrace, expression, eyes, feelings, flowers, fragrance, fun, funny, funtime, gin, grace, happiness, humor, husband, inspiration, intelligence, joy, kindness, language, laughter, liquor, love, marriage, odor, partner, perfume, poem, rhyme, romance, rose, roses, rum, scent, scotch, smiles, spouse, tequila, thought, vodka, whiskey, wife, wine, words
Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.
…
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .
…
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
…
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
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Feb 15 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
Tags: age, alcohol, ale, baby, bar, beer, bell, bouquet, cat, cemetery, champagne, children, cold, companion, couple, custom, daffodil, dinner, dog, drunk, duty, education, elderly, employee, employer, England, era, eyes, facts, family, fat, feast, flame, flowers, food, fragrance, friends, ghost, gin, hands, history, home, House, humor, husband, ice, job, journey, lake, laughter, life, liquor, listening, love, man, marriage, Mathematics, meat, money, ocean, odor, others, partner, perfume, pond, pool, privilege, protection, pub, rhyme, rivers, road, rose, roses, rum, scent, scotch, sea, seniors, sharing, smell, smiles, snow, spouse, stew, stream, task, tequila, thought, time, travel, truth, vegetables, vodka, water, whiskey, wife, wine, winter, woman, work
> > The next time you are washing your hands and complain
> > because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it,
> > think about how things used to be. Here are some facts
> > about the1500s:
> >
> > These are interesting…
> >
> > Most people got married in June because they took
> > their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by
> > June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides
> > carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence
> > the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting
> > married.
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Dec 16 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: America, attitude, behavior, butt, ceremony, culture, custom, dialect, Easter, funny, hilarious, humor, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, morning, patois, politics, president, rain, respect, rhyme, smiles, supporter, time, vernacular, voter, water, White House, winner, words
Good Morning My JAMAICAN VOTERS in the WONDERFUL
U. S. Of A.!!!
After watching the final debate the other night, it dawned on me that Obama could actually win this thing. If that happens, there will be a lot of JAMAICAN VOTERS who may not know how to conduct themselves!!
To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I (Althea Fennell) have developed a Top TEN list of behaviors we should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:
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Nov 01 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: accident, baby, brain, cemetery, child, dad, destination, dialect, duty, egg, eggs, entertainment, exercise, fashion, father, food, fool, fun, funny, funtime, ghost, granny, highway, hilarious, horse, humor, idiot, Jamaican, job, jokes, journey, King, labor, lamb, language, laughter, man, medication, medicine, memory, mind, moron, mother, mother-in-law, nurse, obituary, path, patois, rhyme, road, sheep, smiles, stupid, style, task, tool, tools, tour, traffic, travel, treats, trip, vernacular, woman, words, work
Mary had a likkle lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes down quite a treat,
with rice and hard dough bread.
~*~
~Y~
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to de fair.
Said Simple Simon to de Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said de Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fool whappin, you a hidiot!!
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Sep 13 2008