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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*
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1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
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2. Dictate – My girfriend say my dictate good.
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3. Catacomb – I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
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4. Foreclose – If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment.
He must use each word in a sentence ..*
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1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctor’s and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, “man, it look fake.” He say, “Bullshit, that watch israel”…..
9. Undermine - There’s a fine lookin’ ho who live in the apartment undermine.
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Oct 12 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: accident, America, car, cop, fool, funny, gold, hands, hilarious, humor, idiot, Jamaica, Jamaican, jewelry, jokes, language, laughter, man, officer, patois, patrolman, police, rolex, sheriff, smiles, trooper, vehicle, words
A Jamaican opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police(American) arrived at the scene, the Jamaican was complaining
bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
“Awfissa, look wah dem do to mi Bimmah!”, he whined.
“You Jamaicans are so materialistic and Show-off, you make me sick!” retorted the officer.
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Sep 21 2008