Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Kiss and Slap
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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no
place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from
a young woman and her grandmother.
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After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young
tech are interested in each other because they are giving each
other looks.
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Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there
without saying a word.
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The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for
that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she
slapped him.”
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The general manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know
the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: food, love, man, pleasure, satisfaction, sugar, taste, thought, treats, woman
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“LOVE
IS LIKE A
PEANUT BUTTER CUP!
IT’S BOTH SWEET
AND
SATISFYING”
Apr 01 2011
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: appreciation, attitude, beauty, celebration, color, dance, day, earth, embrace, encouragement, essence, finance, function, happiness, heart, inspiration, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, job, joy, kisses, life, light, love, marriage, moment, Negril, Rick's Cafe, satisfaction, solace, spirit, sunset, wishes
“Solace at Sunset”
By Bob Perks
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Life appears empty sometimes. Times like losing
a job, ending a marriage, loss of a loved one, or
financial collapse.
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All endings. I guess that’s it. Things that end remain
empty and hard to fill, replace or let go.
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Then how do you explain sunsets?
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It is indeed an end to something or many things. The
day ends, the celebration concludes, the band stops
playing, the dance is over, the lights go out and we
“call it a day.”
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Seems empty to me.
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Why then do we love sunsets?
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It seems to go so fast when you don’t want the day
to end and much too slow when you can’t wait for it
to be over.
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My curiosity asked “How long is a sunset?”
My searching found this answer. Rather factual,
Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: action, appreciation, attitude, belief, Bible, encouragement, fish, fishing, food, gift, God, happiness, hope, inspiration, Jesus, joy, kindness, life, miracle, sandwich, satisfaction, sharing, smiles, spirit, talent, time, wishes, world
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Today’s Message:
“The Boy and the Fish Sandwich”
By Bob Perks
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I don’t preach. I believe, but I can’t conveniently quote the
Bible when those words would come in handy. I can say
something and mention that I believe it’s ” in there somewhere.”
I even know where to look.
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It doesn’t make me less Christian, just lazy.
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Still, God uses me just the way I am. I understand that’s
how the Apostles got their jobs working for Him, too. He
took them “just the way they were.” So, there is hope
for you and I!
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Every so often I come across something that really strikes
me as incredibly significant. Something that I must share.
So, I struggle to inspire others with hopes that they, too,
will be overwhelmed by it.
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I have learned that no one is EVER as enthusiastic about
my ideas as I am. I saw a movie once that inspired me so
much that when I got out of my car I was literally jumping
in the air. Someone who saw me thought I won the lottery.
When I explained the movie to them they laughed at me.
I suddenly lost my enthusiasm.
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But this is significant.
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You may have heard about Jesus and the loaves and fish.
Great miracle! Terrific story.
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Feb 25 2010
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: appreciation, attention, attitude, beaches, blessings, child, earth, entertainment, family, game, happiness, health, home, hotel, imagination, inspiration, joy, life, love, picnic, pleasure, privilege, satisfaction, spirit, summer, time, travel, trips, universe, wishes, world
“Just one more time”
By Bob Perks
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“Damp, musty and well-worn.” It certainly wouldn’t catch your attention in a travel brochure.
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“No indoor plumbing. Hand pump for water located in back of the building.”
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No, that wouldn’t make me want to stay there either.
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“Out house conveniently located in front of or directly behind your rental.”
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What? No way!
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So why do I long to return to those places of my youth?
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Jun 27 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise".
Tags: advice, attention, awards, beauty, caring, church, community, computer, doctor, Dunn's River Falls, education, educator, engineer, family, fulfilment, guidance, happiness, home, inspiration, Jamaican, journey, Justice of the Peace, life, love, Ocho Rios, organisation, pride, projects, restaurant, satisfaction, service, smiles, St Ann, strength, success, teacher, thought, waterfall, world
Published: Friday | June 19, 2009
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For most of her life, Gladys McDowell has been offering her services to people. For 43 years, she served in the education arena and, since retiring 11 years ago, she has diverted all her attention to her position as senior justice of the peace in Claremont, St Ann.
It was a wet and rainy day in the parish when The Gleaner visited McDowell at her
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Jun 19 2009
