Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
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Mi hate when mi go a weddin and di ol’ people dem a
jook mi inna mi side an seh
“a yuh nex, a yuh nex”.
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May 08 2012
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“Don’t get so caught up in the
daily grind
that you never find any time
to enjoy yourself.”
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– Anon.

Jamaica, W.I.
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“Life is
too short.
Live, Love,
Laugh!”
May 01 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of
a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full
name.
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Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same
name had been in my high school class some 30 years ago.
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Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too
old to have been my classmate.
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After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended
the local high school.
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“Yes,” he replied.
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“When did you graduate?” I asked.
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Apr 29 2012
Posted: under Games, Short Funny Jokes.
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I know 10 things about you:
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1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You cant say the letter “P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped no. 5
8) You just checked to see if there is a no. 5
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Apr 26 2012
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Brain Exercise
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Your brain needs exercise just like a muscle. If you use it
often and in the right ways, you will become a more skilled
thinker and increase your ability to focus. But if you never use
your brain, or abuse it with harmful chemicals, your ability to
think and learn will deteriorate.
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Here are 5 simple ways anyone can squeeze a bit more
productivity out of the old gray matter.
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1. Minimize Television Watching - This is a hard sell. People
love vegetating in front of the television, myself included more
often than I’d like. The problem is watching television doesn’t
use your mental capacity OR allow it to recharge. It’s like
having the energy sapped out of a muscle without the health
benefits of exercise.
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Don’t you feel drained after a couple hours of TV? Your eyes are
sore and tired from being focused on the light box for so long.
You don’t even have the energy to read a book.
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When you feel like relaxing, try reading a book instead. If
you’re too tired, listen to some music. When you’re with your
friends or family, leave the tube off and have a conversation.
All of these things use your mind more than television and allow
you to relax.
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2. Exercise - I used to think that I’d learn more by not
exercising and using the time to read a book instead. But I
realized that time spent exercising always leads to greater
learning because it improves productivity during the time
afterwards. Using your body clears your head and creates a wave
of energy. Afterwards, you feel invigorated and can concentrate
more easily.
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3. Read Challenging Books - Many people like to read popular
suspense fiction, but generally these books aren’t mentally
stimulating. If you want to improve your thinking and writing
ability you should read books that make you focus. Reading a
classic novel can change your view of the world and will make
you think in more precise, elegant English. Don’t be afraid to
look up a word if you don’t know it, and don’t be afraid of
dense passages. Take your time, re-read when necessary, and
you’ll soon grow accustomed to the author’s style.
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Once you get used to reading challenging books, I think you’ll
find that you aren’t tempted to go back to page-turners. The
challenge of learning new ideas is far more exciting than any
tacky suspense-thriller.
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4. Early to Bed, Early to Rise - Nothing makes it harder to
concentrate than sleep deprivation. You’ll be most rejuvenated
if you go to bed early and don’t sleep more than 8 hours. If you
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Apr 19 2012
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A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about
the sin of lying.
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To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
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The following Sunday the minister asked for a show of hands to
indicate
how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled