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Add a teaspoon of it
To your diet each day
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My sister said its so cold where she is
that she saw a lawyer with his hands
in his own pockets……..brrrrrrr!
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Its been said that 95% of drivers skidding on snow slickened roads say,
”Oh my God”. The other 5% are from Buffalo, NY and say,
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Oct 29 2011
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Tags: anger, bus, car, children, fun, funny, funtime, hilarious, humor, jokes, journey, laughter, license, man, money, road, short, sign, smiles, travel, trip, truck, vehicle, woman
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A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.
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“Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?” yelled an irate man.
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Tags: anger, boss, cashier, check, delight, duty, employee, employer, food, funny, humor, job, jokes, language, laughter, manager, Mathematics, money, short, smiles, supervisor, task, voice, woman, words, work
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I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.
.Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had
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slipped into the check-out line pushing a
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cart piled high with groceries.
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Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman
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May 31 2011
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Tags: boy, butt, cop, funny, hand, hilarious, humor, jokes, kisses, laughter, officer, patrolman, policeman, rectum, sheriff, short, smiles, tool, tools, trooper
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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one
hand and a squirrel in the other.
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“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “whatever you do to
that poor, defenseless creature, I shall personally do to
you.”
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May 31 2011
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Tags: baptism, Baptist, bishop, cat, child, church, duty, eyes, funny, hilarious, humor, job, jokes, labor, lake, language, laughter, Little Johnny, man, minister, mother, ocean, parent, pastor, pond, pool, pope, preacher, priest, rain, reverend, rivers, sea, sermon, short, smiles, sound, stream, Sunday, task, thought, water, woman, words, work
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Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat.
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He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
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She smiled and went about her work.
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A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the
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Apr 29 2010
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Tags: embrace, funny, hug, jokes, kisses, love, short
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HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 20 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English……………………………….I Love You
Spanish………………………………………Te Amo
French………………………………………..Je Taime
German………………………………………………………Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese………………………………………Ai Shite Imasu
Italian……………………………………………………….Ti Amo
Chinese……………………………………………………….Jag Alskar
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