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Tags: charity, elderly, funny, jokes, minister, money, pastor, preacher, seniors, short
One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
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After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he’d like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.
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A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come
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Tags: date, family, friends, funny, jokes, short
Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his cousin.Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Bob, “I’ll be with her all night.”
“Don’t worry,” Alex says, “just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t, just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake a heart attack.”
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Jul 28 2009
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Tags: business, company, computer, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, man, money, mother, phone, short, smiles, woman
My mother began getting calls from people who misdialed the
similar number of a new computer repair business. Mom, who
had her number for years, asked the owner of the company
to have the number changed. He refused. The calls kept
coming day and night.
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May 27 2009
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Tags: computer, funny, home, House, humor, internet, jokes, laughter, online, short, smiles
1. Open a new folder on your PC ….2. Name it ‘Housework.’
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you,
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Apr 28 2009
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Tags: funny, gift, jokes, short
A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I
work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he
needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide
selection, and quickly he picked out a pair.
When I asked him if he wanted the earrings gift-wrapped,
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Apr 27 2009
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Tags: anger, boss, check, clerk, cold, cough, cure, doctor, duty, employee, employer, fool, funds, funny, healing, health, hilarious, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, medication, medicine, money, moron, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, prescription, short, smiles, stupid, sugar, supervisor, task, woman, work
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.
“He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”
“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.
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Apr 25 2009
