Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: anger, brain, cemetery, companion, couple, devil, duty, exam, funny, ghost, government, hilarious, humor, husband, interview, job, jokes, labor, language, laughter, man, Mathematics, mind, obituary, partner, satan, skill, skills, smiles, sound, spouse, task, test, thought, time, tool, tools, voice, wife, woman, words, work
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There was an opening for an assassin at the FBI.
Three people applied for the job, two men and a woman.
All three were called in to interview on the same day.
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First up was Ed. Ed walked into the room, and was asked
do you have what it takes to do this job? Ed quickly replied,
yes I do. The man then handed Ed a gun and was told that
his wife was in the next room - kill her.
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Ed said there is
no way that I could kill my wife. The man then replied, you’re
free to go.
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Next up was Bob. The man handed Bob a gun and said
your wife is in the next room - kill her. Bob went into the next
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Jun 22 2011
Posted: under "A TASTE of the TROPICS", "DID YOU KNOW", "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: Alton Ellis, art, artist, beaches, beauty, black, blacks, blessings, Bob Marley, Boris Gardiner, Caribbean, color, colors, country, craft, culture, custom, dialect, doctor, Dr Patrice Smith, education, Enid Cumberland, eyes, faith, flag, flowers, food, foods, forgiveness, friends, friendship, fun, funtime, garden, generosity, government, Gregory Isaacs, happiness, heritage, history, home, hope, hotel, icon, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, joy, Keith Stewart, kindness, Kingston, knowledge, land, language, laughter, leader, legend, life, lifestyle, love, loyalty, Marcus Garvey, Miss Lou, Montego Bay, mountain, music, nation, nature, northcoast, nurse, ocean, Ocho Rios, palm, paradise, patois, physician, Port Antonio, Port Maria, Port Royal, pride, Professor, Queen Elizabeth, rafting, recipe, reggae, resort, Rex Nettleford, rivers, sailing, scenery, scientist, sea, skill, skills, smiles, Sonia Pottinger, St Ann, sugar, sunshine, surgeon, talent, taste, teacher, touch, tourist, Trelawny, tropic, tropics, tutor, understanding, Usain Bolt, vernacular, views, vision, waterfalls, West Indian, words
Port Antonio Harbor and Navy Island, Jamaica
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RECIPE
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4 cups of love 5 spoons of hope
2 cups of loyalty 2 spoons of tenderness
3 cups of forgiveness 4 quarts of faith
1 cup of friendship 1 barrel of laughter
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Take love and loyalty. Mix it thoroughly with faith.
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips, Inspirationals.
Tags: ability, acceptance, accomplishment, action, beauty, belief, bliss, chances, choices, commitment, creativity, decision, dreams, encouragement, eyes, family, focus, forgiveness, friends, fun, goals, goodness, happiness, heart, hope, hugs, inspiration, investment, journey, joy, kindness, knowledge, language, learning, life, love, memories, rewards, sharing, skills, smiles, spring, success, talent, thankfulness, time, understanding, value, voice, winter, words, world
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* A–Accept *
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they’ve made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.
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*B–Break Away *
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.
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*C–Create *
Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.
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*D–Decide *
Decide that you’ll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.
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*E–Explore *
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you’ll learn more about yourself.
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*F–Forgive *
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.
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*G–Grow *
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.
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*H–Hope *
Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.
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*I–Ignore *
Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your
accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.
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*J–Journey*
Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something
new every day, and you’ll grow.
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*K–Know *
Know that no matter how bad things seem, they’ll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.
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*L–Love *
Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there’s room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there’s room for endless happiness.
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*M–Manage *
Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you’ll suffer less stress and worry. Then you’ll be able to focus on the important things in life.
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*N–Notice *
Posted: under Games.
Tags: age, alzheimer's, brain, check, college, doctor, elderly, exam, fun, funtime, game, health, language, man, memory, mental, nurse, others, physician, psychiatrist, quiz, school, seniors, skills, smiles, specialist, surgeon, test, time, university, woman, words
Quick Check for Alzheimer’s —–The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 30 years of age cannot do it!
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Jun 13 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: ability, accident, American, belief, cab, car, career, challenge, comedian, creativity, discipline, effort, flight, idea, inspiration, New York, opportunity, performance, persistence, practice, preparation, quotes, referee, result, secret, skills, stadium, strength, talent, taxi, time, vehicle, Yankee stadium
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A determined little turtle once climbed a tree. He somehow made it to
the first branch. Then he jumped into the air waving his front legs
and crashed to the ground.After a while he slowly climbed the tree again. And again he jumped.
This time he flapped all four of his limbs, but still plummeted to the
hard ground.The persistent turtle tried again and again with the same results. A Read More
Jun 13 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner".
Tags: business, Canada, community, country, development, health, investment, island, Jamaican, opportunities, partner, president, prime minister, project, relationship, skills, smiles, tourism
Published: Sunday | April 19, 2009
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Many Jamaicans living in Canada are looking for new investment opportunities on the island, in a bid to help strengthen the relationship between the two countries.
“What Jamaicans want to do is own some of Jamaica, so Jamaicans who have lived abroad are thinking now of being owners and collaborating with Jamaicans on new projects,” said Sharon Ffolkes Abrahams, president of the Canadian Diaspora Association.
One of the areas being targeted, Ffolkes Abrahams said, is tourism, which, in her opinion, needs diversification. Possible areas of expansion are health tourism and ecotourism.
Contingent in island
Ffolkes Abrahams disclosed that a contingent had arrived in the island ahead of Canadian
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Apr 23 2009
