FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD ~THOUGHT FOOD!

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If we keep the LORD ever before us,

allowing our hearts to go out in thanksgiving

and praise to Him, 

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We shall have a continual freshness of

energy and joy

in our daily lives.

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STAY  HAPPY  AND  BLESSED

&

WALK  IN  YOUR  BLESSINGS !!!!!!!!! 

 

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Comments (0) Sep 16 2013

“SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP” !!!!

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http://shopklassiq.com

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Hi girls,  I thought you’d be interested in this newsletter, because these chic styles are fabulously affordable and you can
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“SHOP  ’TIL  YOU  DROP” !!!!  

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Comments (0) Jul 27 2013

“Do you know what I am doing?”

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Day 238 of 365 by evaxebra.  

 

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 One day this beautiful woman walked into a doctor’s office. 

 The doctor was bowled over by how stunningly awesome she was. 

All his professionalism went right out the window…
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He told her to take her pants off, she did, and he started rubbing her thighs.

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“Do you know what I am doing?” asked the doctor.

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“Yes, checking for abnormalities,” she replied.

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He told her to take off her shirt and bra, she took them off. 

The doctor began rubbing her breasts and asked, 

“Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replied, 

“Yes, checking for cancer.”

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Finally, he told her to take off her panties, laid her on the table, got

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Comments (0) Jul 12 2013

Safety Competition

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Pedal Car Arrest by Spacing Magazine.

 

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 A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him

that he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition,

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all because he was wearing his seat belt.

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“What are you going to do with the prize money?”

the officer asked.

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The man responded, “I guess I’ll go to the driving school

and get my license.”

 

His wife said, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart

Aleck when he’s drunk.”

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The guy in the back seat popped up from under the

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Comments (0) Jul 12 2013

“Your honor!”

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Judge by Simon Gurr. 

 

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 A rasta man an him empress inna court getting a

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divorce. 

The problem was who should get custody of

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the child.

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The empress jumped up and said,

 ”Your honor,

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I brought the child into this world with pain and

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labor. She should be in my custody.”

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The judge turned to the dread and said,

 ”What do you have to say in the matter?”

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The rasta sat down for a while contemplating… then

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slowly rose and said,

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Comments (1) Jul 12 2013

“Kiss mi neck!”

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stairway.jpg Stairway to Heaven image by godsrose123

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A Jamaican and a Trinidadian, waiting at the pearly gates, struck up a conversation. 

“How did you die?” the Trinidadian man asked the Jamaican.

 ”I froze to death mon”, said the Jamaican. 

“That’s awful! How does it feel to freeze to death?” asked the Trinidadian.

“Well brother, it was very uncomfortable at first but when the cold hit, my whole body started to shake and I got pain in my fingers and toes.

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Eventually, it became, a very calm way to die. I got numb and then I just drifted off, like dying in your sleep.”

 ”So how did you die Mon?” asked the Jamaican. 

“I had a heart attack”, said the Trinidadian. 

“You see, I did believe my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone

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knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast

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Comments (2) Jul 12 2013