Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Phone won’t stop ringing? Here’s what you do…
Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it.
The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel opened nearby and had acquired almost the same telephone number as Leola.
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From the moment the motel opened, Leola was besieged by calls not for her. Since she had the same phone number for years, she felt that she had a case to persuade the motel management to change its number.
Naturally, the management refused claiming that it could not change its stationery.
The phone company was not helpful, either. A number was a number, and just because a customer was getting someone else’s calls 24 hours a day didn’t make it responsible. After her pleas fell on deaf ears, Leola decided to take matters into her own hands.
At 9 o’clock the phone rang. Someone from Memphis was calling the motel and asked for
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Aug 01 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: abroad, activist, African, aim, awards, balance, beacon, birth, birthday, black, blacks, blessings, bliss, Bob Marley, brilliance, candle, car, Caribbean, celebration, celebrity, ceremony, champion, championship, check, cheer, classic, color, colors, competition, country, courage, culture, custom, determination, dialect, dream, duty, earth, example, faith, fashion, fire, flame, focus, foreign, fun, funds, funtime, game, girl, global, globe, goal, gold, guitarist, happiness, hero, Hollywood, hope, icon, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, job, joy, labor, land, language, leader, leadership, legend, legs, life, lifestyle, lifetime, light, lighthouse, loan, medal, military, model, money, music, musician, nation, New York, Olympic, Olympics, palm, paradise, Paris, patois, peace, performer, perseverance, play, power, pride, race, rainbow, reggae, role model, singer, skill, smiles, soil, soldier, son, songwriter, sound, sport, sports, star, strength, style, sunshine, superstar, talent, task, ticket, title, torch, Trelawny, trophy, unique, unity, universe, Usain Bolt, value, vernacular, voice, wealth, winner, words, work, world, worth
World Fastest Man —-Jamaican Usain Bolt
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Jamaican Track and Field Star
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Born Jamaican - By Tony Robinson
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There is nobody like a Jamaican, Nobody! Sometimes it’s difficult to determine where someone comes from. Drop us into the vast mosaic of the peoples of the world and try to figure out who is who.
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“Him is from China, no, is Japanese, but him could be Korean still.” The same goes for people from India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, or Nigeria, Kenya, Ghana. We just can’t tell them apart. Not so with Jamaicans though, who stand out and stick out like beacons in the night. Foreigners know us in a flash, and we can identify each other from way across the street. We are so distinct that other people try to walk, talk and act like us.
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I’m so amused when I encounter Americans, Europeans, Japanese, [Madam Cleo, or Ron] trying to act Jamaican. “Hey mon, wha hoppening mon, eberyting irie?” I usually reply in my most proper English. If they are Japanese, I say, “Sukiyaki, Sayonara, Sony, Toyota Mitsubishi.” Just to keep them guessing.
OUT OF MANY ONE PEOPLE!
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“So you speak Japanese?”
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“Ah so, Nissan, Sanyo, Toyota Tercel..”
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But what makes us so different from other people? First it’s the walk, nobody walks like us. People in foreign walk briskly, head straight, arms swinging almost in military fashion, with a stride and purpose like they’re going somewhere. Not us though, who saunter with a rhythm that is almost slow motion. No hurry, no scurry, no flurry, no rushy rushy, just cool, with a bop and rhythm that could be put to music. Years ago we used to call it bop. For some it’s natural while others practiced it.
Bob Marley Commemorative Coin
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If you’re a girl in the middle of Paris, Madrid or Tokyo and hear, “psst, psst,” from across the street,
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Jul 31 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: America, angel, appreciation, attitude, blessings, bride, challenges, dreams, encouragement, faith, family, fiance, food, freedom, friends, God, happiness, heart, home, hugs, inspiration, joy, laughter, life, link, love, Memorial Day, message, military, miracle, photos, president, price, pride, romance, salute, satisfaction, service, smiles, soldier, spirit, troops, video, war, wedding, wishes, world
Pick a war any war.
You can watch my salute to the troops video “When You Come Home” on Beliefnet.com after reading today’s story
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The following story has been repreated all too many times. It serves as a reminder that someone paid the price for your freedom.
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“As they saw his angel face”
by Bob Perks
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A Memorial Day Message
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They were both there the first time he cried. It was a joyful sound. The sound of life beginning and they waited so long to hear it. Mom and Dad were proud of him as they saw his angel face.He grew to be a young man full of hope and pride. He had dreams and plans for the future. In fact, waiting for him back home was the girl of his dreams. They met at school and just like fairy tales and romance stories this love affair was the kind that was meant to be.
The last time they saw each other they made promises of faithfulness. They talked about the wedding and a dozen or more children of their own. He said “I love you more than anything in this world.” She cried and with tears running softly down her face she said, ” I will wait for you and while we are apart my heart will skip every other beat until your return.” Read More
May 25 2009
Posted: under "Jazzy REGGAE ~ Irie Riddim", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: army, artist, awards, beacon, Bob Marley, candle, Caribbean, celebrity, culture, dreadlocks, education, fire, flame, genius, heritage, history, home, icon, Idol, inspiration, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, Julian Marley, Kingston, land, legend, life, light, lighthouse, link, love, military, movie, music, musician, pioneer, pride, rasta, rastafarian, reggae, show, singer, soldier, son, songwriter, soul, star, torch, training, trophy, Up Park Camp, video, world
This is about 15 minutes long, but it is totally worth watching…..
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BOB MARLEY
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(Robert Nesta Marley)
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1945 - 1981
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JAMAICAN LEGEND
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BOB MARLEY
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JULIAN MARLEY
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(son of Bob Marley)
Alpha Boys Home-Jamaica (As seen on PBS)
Mar 28 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: achievements, African-American, America, army, attention, black man, black woman, campaign, celebrity, convention, country, democracy, designer, events, experience, family, fashion, first lady, friends, God, government, happiness, heart, history, hope, inauguration, joy, link, love, military, music, nomination, performance, photos, pleasure, politics, portrait, power, president, service, smiles, soldier, speech, star, style, supporters, talent, veterans, victory, video, volunteers, voters, White House, wife, world
First lady Michelle Obama, center, greets Environmental Protection Agency (EPA)
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Mar 28 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: army, baby, birth, birthday, companion, couple, doctor, Europe, exam, funny, hospital, humor, husband, jokes, lake, laughter, man, medication, military, ocean, office, partner, physician, pond, rivers, short, smiles, soldier, specialist, spouse, surgeon, test, time, troops, water, wife, woman
My husband had been stationed in Europe and away from home for what seemed like years when I went for my annual gynecological checkup.
My doctor asked the usual questions, including what I was using for birth control.
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Jan 23 2009