THE GREAT PHYSICIAN

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Welcome to the Great Physician
Office hours are as you come,
He’s a Specialist in all problems
And His day is never done.
He can heal a heart that’s broken
He can mend the spirit, too,
No matter what your ailment
He does have the cure for you.
His fee for service never alters
He serves rich and poor as well,
He’s our one chance for Salvation,
He alone saves us from Hell.
There’s no fee for services rendered
All He asks is that we believe,
That He bled and died to save us
And all His blessings we will receive.
Do you have a special problem
That is troubling you this hour?

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Then just simply leave it with Him
You can find no greater power.
Don’t delay in seeking treatment
Please, my friend, don’t hesitate,
For His office is soon closing
And He’ll shut and lock the gate.
I wouldn’t want you to suffer
While the Doctor’s so close by,
Your whole life will be much better
If my Physician you will try.
In Case of Emergencies . . .

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Comments (0) Jan 30 2014

“Do you know what I am doing?”

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Day 238 of 365 by evaxebra.  

 

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 One day this beautiful woman walked into a doctor’s office. 

 The doctor was bowled over by how stunningly awesome she was. 

All his professionalism went right out the window…
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He told her to take her pants off, she did, and he started rubbing her thighs.

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“Do you know what I am doing?” asked the doctor.

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“Yes, checking for abnormalities,” she replied.

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He told her to take off her shirt and bra, she took them off. 

The doctor began rubbing her breasts and asked, 

“Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replied, 

“Yes, checking for cancer.”

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Finally, he told her to take off her panties, laid her on the table, got

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Comments (0) Jul 12 2013

Music Makes A Healthier You

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“He who sings scares away his woes.”

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~Cervantes 

 

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Persons going to music festivals seldom think about the positive health effects that music imparts. As the research continues the body of evidence increasingly shows that music has many positive health benefits.  Music is one of the few activities that involve using the whole brain.  It is intrinsic to all cultures and can have surprising benefits not only for learning language, improving memory and focusing attention, but also for physical coordination and development.

 

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Music can be distracting if it is too loud or too jarring, or if it competes for our attention with what we’re trying to do, but for the most part, exposure to many kinds of music has beneficial effects.

 

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Music Heals

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Listening to music can reduce chronic pain from a range of painful conditions, including osteoarthritis, disc problems and rheumatoid arthritis, by up to 21% and depression by up to 25%, according to a paper in the UK-based Journal of Advanced Nursing.  Music therapy is increasingly used in hospitals to reduce the need for medication during childbirth, to decrease post-operative pain and complement the use of anesthesia during surgery.  There are several theories about how music positively affects perceived pain:

 

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Music Serves as a Distractor

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Music may give the patient a sense of control.

 

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Music causes the body to release endorphins to counteract pain.

 

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Slow music relaxes a person by slowing their breathing and heartbeat.

 

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Reducing Blood Pressure

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Comments (0) Apr 14 2013

Mother’s Love : An inspirational story

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A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on.
After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:

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For cutting the grass: $5.00

For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00

For going to the store for you: $.50

Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25

Taking out the garbage: $1.00

For getting a good report card: $5.00

For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00

Total owed: $14.75

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Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he’d written on, and this is what she wrote:

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For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me:

No Charge

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For all the nights that I’ve sat up with you doctored and prayed for you:

No Charge

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For all the trying times, and all the tears that you’ve caused through the years:

No Charge

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For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead:

No Charge

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For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose:

No Charge

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Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is:

No Charge.

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When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he

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Comments (0) Dec 16 2012

FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD ~ THOUGHT FOOD!

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“This  election  is  not  about

Obama,

it’s  about

YOUR   MAMA”

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– Al Sharpton

www.msnbc.com

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Comments (0) Oct 28 2012

New Dentist

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While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of
a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full
name.

 

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Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same
name had been in my high school class some 30 years ago.

 

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Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too
old to have been my classmate.

 

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After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended
the local high school.

 

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“Yes,” he replied.

 

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“When did you graduate?” I asked.

 

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Comments (0) Apr 29 2012