A MountainWings Moment - The Saving Grace In An Ashtray‏

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The Saving Grace In An Ashtray
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God places people in our path for us to be a blessing.

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Growing up in New York in a single parent household, my mother
would always get on me about giving things away. I can remember
as far back at the age of seven, I gave a little girl my shoes
off my feet because I saw a need. My mother would always say
that I would never have anything, but that way of thinking never
was in my mindset.

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I know that in accordance to God’s will, when He instructs us to
give, we must be obedient because in all actuality, it all
belongs to Him. I believe if every person heeded God’s voice
when He instructs them to bless someone, we would be in a better
position as a country and as a people.

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My son and I were in Powder Springs driving home down Hwy 278
when we saw this young woman walking, looking as though she was
exhausted. I made a U-turn and came back around and asked her
could we give her a ride. She took the offer immediately.

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As I am driving I hear God’s voice say to give her the money
that I had in my ashtray. I don’t smoke so I would keep change
or throw the dollars I have in the ashtray.

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The only thing was that I knew that I had $300 in the astray.

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I didn’t hesitate, nor was I upset about His request, I just
heeded. As I dropped her off to her destination I could see that
it was an environment of drugs, sexual perversions and God knows
what. As she was thanking me for the ride, I took the money out
of the ashtray and balled it up in my hand and placed it in her
hand.

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She didn’t know what I was giving her and I asked her not to
think nothing of it and told her that God loves her and that He
is with her every step of the way. I gave her my business card
and told her if she ever needed to get to church call me and I

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Comments (0) May 01 2012

Little Old Lady

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Defense Attorney:

Will you please state your age?

 

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Little old lady:

I am 94 years old.

 

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Defense Attorney:

Will you please tell us in your own words,

what happened on the night of April 1st?

 

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Little old lady:

There I was, sitting on my porch on a warm spring evening

when a young man comes creeping up

and sat down next to me.

 

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Defense Attorney:

Did you know him?

 

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Little old lady:

No, but he was friendly.

 

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Defense Attorney:

What happened after he sat down?

 

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Little old lady:

He rubbed my thigh.

 

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Defense Attorney:

Did you stop him?

 

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Little old lady:

No.

 

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Defense Attorney:

Why not?

 

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Little old lady:

It felt good.

No one had touched me since my Albert died.

 

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Defense Attorney:

What happened next?

 

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Little old lady:

He began to rub my breasts.

 

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Defense Attorney:

Did you stop him then?

 

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Little old lady:

No.

 

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Defense Attorney:

Why not?

 

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Little old lady:

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“Bans O’ Killing” . . . by Miss Lou

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Louise Bennett (Miss Lou) 1919-2006

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“Bans O’ Killing” , 1944

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So yuh a de man, me hear bout!
Ah yuh dem sey dah-teck
Whole heap o’ English oat sey dat
Yuh gwine kill dialect!

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Meck me get it straight Mass Charlie
For me noh quite undastan,
Yuh gwine kill all English dialect
Or jus Jamaica one?

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Ef yuh dah-equal up wid English
Language, den wha meck
Yuh gwine go feel inferior, wen
It come to dialect?

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Ef yuh kean sing “Linstead Market”
An “Wata come a me y’eye”,
Yuh wi haffi tap sing “Auld lang syne”
An “Comin thru de rye”.

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Dah language weh yuh proad o’,
Weh yuh honour and respeck,
Po’ Mass Charlie! Yuh noh know sey
Dat it spring from dialect!

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Dat dem start fe try tun language,
From de fourteen century,
Five hundred years gawn an dem got
More dialect dan we!

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Yuh wi haffe kill de Lancashire
De Yorkshire, de Cockney

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Notre Dame’s First Black Valedictorian

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Katie Washington

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She’s Notre Dame’s first black valedictorian

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  History is being made at the University of Notre Dame this spring

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In the 161 years the University of Notre Dame has been awarding degrees, never had there been an African-American as valedictorian.  Until this year.

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She’s Katie Washington of Gary, Indiana.  She carries a 4.0 GPA majoring in biology and minoring in Catholic social teaching.

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According to the Northwest Indiana Times, Washington plans to continue her studies at Johns Hopkins University and follow in her father’s footsteps into medicine.

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Washington says she’s humbled by the honor of being named valedictorian. 

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More information from Notre Dame University:

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Katie Washington, a biological sciences major from Gary, Ind., has been named valedictorian of the 2010 University of Notre Dame graduating class and will present the valedictory address during Commencement exercises May 16 (Sunday) in Notre Dame stadium.

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Washington, who earned a 4.0 grade point average, has a minor in Catholic Social Teaching. She has conducted research on lung cancer

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A MountainWings Moment — The Blessing Of Thorns‏

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The Blessing Of Thorns
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Sandra felt as low as the heels of her shoes as she pushed
against a November gust and the florist shop door. Her life had
been easy, like a spring breeze. Then in the fourth month of
her second pregnancy, a minor automobile accident stole her
ease.

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During this Thanksgiving week she would have delivered a son.
She grieved over her loss. As if that weren’t enough, her
husband’s company threatened a transfer. Then her sister, whose
annual holiday visit she coveted, called saying she could not
come.

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What’s worse, Sandra’s friend infuriated her by suggesting her
grief was a God-given path to maturity that would allow her to
empathize with others who suffer. “She has no idea what I’m
feeling,” thought Sandra with a shudder.
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“Thanksgiving? Thankful for what?” she wondered aloud. For a
careless driver whose truck was hardly scratched when he rear-
ended her? For an airbag that saved her life but took that of
her child?

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“Good afternoon, can I help you?”

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The shop clerk’s approach startled her.

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“I….I need an arrangement, “stammered Sandra. “For
Thanksgiving?

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Do you want beautiful but ordinary, or would you like to
challenge the day with a customer favorite I call the
Thanksgiving Special?” asked the shop clerk.

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“I’m convinced that flowers tell stories,” she continued.

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“Are you looking for something that conveys ‘gratitude’ this
Thanksgiving?

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“Not exactly!” Sandra blurted out. “In the last five months,
everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. ” Sandra
regretted her outburst, and was surprised when the shop clerk
said, “I have the perfect arrangement for you.”

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Then the door’s small bell rang, and the shop clerk said, “Hi
Barbara…let me get your order.” She politely excused herself
and walked toward a small workroom, then quickly reappeared,
 

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ALPHABETS OF HAPPINESS

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* A–Accept *
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they’ve made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.

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*B–Break Away *
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.

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*C–Create *
Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.

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*D–Decide *
Decide that you’ll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.

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*E–Explore *
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you’ll learn more about yourself.

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*F–Forgive *
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.

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*G–Grow *
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.

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*H–Hope *
Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.

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*I–Ignore *
Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your
accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.

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*J–Journey*
Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something
new every day, and you’ll grow.

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*K–Know *
Know that no matter how bad things seem, they’ll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.

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*L–Love *
Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there’s room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there’s room for endless happiness.

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*M–Manage *
Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you’ll suffer less stress and worry. Then you’ll be able to focus on the important things in life.

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*N–Notice *

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