TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
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A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There was a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill flew out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her….”Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag…” “Darn!” says the little old lady…..”I’d better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!”
“Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?” “Oh, no”, says the little old lady. “You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football
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Sep 18 2008