Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: anger, anxiety, bird, class, classroom, college, depression, designer, difference, duty, emotions, exam, eyes, fashion, fool, funny, genius, humor, idiot, job, jokes, labor, language, laughter, legs, life, man, moment, moron, mountain, others, Professor, school, smiles, stress, student, style, suit, surprise, task, teacher, test, thought, tutor, university, voice, woman, words, work
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Legs
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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his
zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw
ten stands with ten pairs of legs on them. Each bird had a sack
over its head; only the legs were showing.
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He sat in the front row because he wanted to do the best job
possible. The professor announced that the test would be to
look at each of the birds’ legs and give the common name,
habitat, genus and species.
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The student looked at each of the birds’ legs.
They all looked the same to him.
He began to get upset.
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He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify
birds by their legs.
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The more he thought about it the madder he got.
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Finally he could stand it no longer.
He went up to the professor’s desk and said,
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May 19 2011
Posted: under "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know".
Tags: action, age, aid, aspirations, assistance, athlete, attitude, awards, beaches, beacon, beauty, behavior, belief, birth, birthday, black, blacks, bliss, brilliance, care, Caribbean, celebrity, charity, cheer, cheerfulness, chic, Chinese, Christian, Christians, class, club, clubs, college, color, colors, community, compassion, competition, concern, contest, contestant, contribution, country, crown, designer, diamonds, doctor, donation, dream, duty, earth, education, era, example, fashion, festival, game, gift, girl, global, globe, gown, group, groups, happiness, heart, history, hospital, hotel, Idol, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jewelry, job, joy, Kingston, labor, land, leader, lecturer, legend, legs, light, love, medical, Miss Global Jamaica, Miss Jamaica, Miss Jamaica Festival, Miss Universe, Miss World, moment, Montego Bay, music, nature, neighbor, neighborhood, pageant, paradise, passion, passionate, patriotic, patriotism, performance, period, personality, physician, play, present, pride, prize, qualities, queen, race, relaxation, resort, resorts, rest, role model, Saturday, school, service, sexy, singer, skill, skills, smiles, soul, Spanish, specialist, spirit, sport, sports, star, student, students, style, sugar, Sunday, surgeon, surprise, swimsuit, swimwear, talent, task, teacher, team, time, title, token, torch, trophy, tutor, unique, universe, university, volunteer, West Indian, winner, work, world
The Reigning Queen
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Miss Global Jamaica 2010 Shereen Sterling
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Jamaican medical student Shereen Sterling (centre), winner of the Miss Global International 2010 competition, is flanked by second runner-up Marlene Lim (right) of Malaysia and Maria Isabel Figuera (first runner-up) of Venezuela on Sunday night’s final at the Grand Palladium in Hanover, Jamaica
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Shereen Sterling was born in the parish of St. James on May 16, 1987. She was born a Jamaican and remained one ever since. She attended Catherine Hall Primary School located in Montego Bay, St. James. It was evident that she had many talents to portray.
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Shereen started high school in 1999 at 11 years old where she immediately found herself in various clubs that shouted her personality. Shereen represented her school proudly as a track athlete, a singer (JCDC Festival and conferences), to name a few. She found her leadership qualities at an early age by being able to complete whatever task was given to her and being able to motivate her team body. While being so active in school she was also active in her community.
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Shereen started Montego Bay Community college in 2007 and maintained great academic and extra-curriculum track records. Shereen was elected class representative and student council representative in her 1st year of college. She was an active member of the school choir and the ecology club and also did voluntary service in the Physiotherapy Department at the Cornwall Regional Hospital in Montego Bay. Shereen received a scholarship award from the Rotary of Montego East during her second year of college in 2008. Shereen graduated from Montego Bay Community College with distinctions and an Associate’s Degree in Natural Sciences.
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Shereen is currently studying full-time at the University of the West Indies. Shereen spends her
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: achievement, belief, blessings, care, character, child, choices, classroom, confidence, difference, education, encouragement, focus, freedom, goal, happiness, heart, history, honor, humor, image, imagination, influence, job, joy, kindness, knowledge, laughter, learning, life, link, love, message, motivation, movie, music, pride, respect, responsibility, school, smiles, soul, spirit, strength, student, teacher, teaching, value, video, vision, winner, work, world
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This week is Teacher Appreciation Week - a time to honor teachers who have made a difference in the world.
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Here’s a special message we would like to share with you from Simple Truths founder, Mac Anderson:
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I grew up in Trenton, Tennessee, a small town of 5,000 people. I have wonderful memories of those first 18 years and the teachers who helped shape the person I am today.
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Fred Culp was my history teacher in high school. To this day, he is still the funniest person I’ve ever met. In addition to loving his history class, he taught me that a sense of humor, especially laughing at yourself, can be one of life’s greatest blessings.
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If you’re a teacher, or if, like me, your life was greatly influenced by a teacher, you’re going to love this movie! The beautiful poem,
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May 02 2010
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW", Inspirationals.
Tags: African-American, blacks, doctor, education, faith, graduation, history, honor, inspiration, life, research, smiles, society, spring, stadium, student, teacher, university, voice
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She’s Notre Dame’s first black valedictorian
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– History is being made at the University of Notre Dame this spring
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In the 161 years the University of Notre Dame has been awarding degrees, never had there been an African-American as valedictorian. Until this year.
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She’s Katie Washington of Gary, Indiana. She carries a 4.0 GPA majoring in biology and minoring in Catholic social teaching.
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According to the Northwest Indiana Times, Washington plans to continue her studies at Johns Hopkins University and follow in her father’s footsteps into medicine.
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Washington says she’s humbled by the honor of being named valedictorian.
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More information from Notre Dame University:
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Katie Washington, a biological sciences major from Gary, Ind., has been named valedictorian of the 2010 University of Notre Dame graduating class and will present the valedictory address during Commencement exercises May 16 (Sunday) in Notre Dame stadium.
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Washington, who earned a 4.0 grade point average, has a minor in Catholic Social Teaching. She has conducted research on lung cancer
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Apr 21 2010
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: ability, age, aid, America, American, bank, care, check, children, citizen, college, community, education, elderly, era, family, favor, government, grown ups, happiness, health, language, law, lawyer, life, loan, man, money, nation, others, politics, president, rules, school, seniors, smiles, student, time, White House, woman, words, youth
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WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama has signed a law that finalizes his health care overhaul and makes the government the issuer of all federal college loans.
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The president completed the measure at Northern Virginia Community College, where he emphasized new help for college students.
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The legislation was the second of two steps needed for the Democratic-led House and Senate to approve a health care package affecting virtually all Americans. The new law makes a series of
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: achievement, experience, family, focus, friends, inspiration, Jesus, laughter, lesson, life, Lord, praise, student, target, teacher
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A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith. She says Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons.
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One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day. On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr. Smith told the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry, and he would allow them to throw darts at the person’s picture.
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Sally’s girlfriend drew a picture of a girl who had stolen her boyfriend. Another friend drew a picture of his little brother. Sally drew a picture of a former friend, putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even drawing pimples on the face. Sally was pleased at the overall effect she had achieved.
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The class lined up and began throwing darts, with much laughter
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