A MountainWings Moment - Legs

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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his
zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw
ten stands with ten pairs of legs on them. Each bird had a sack
over its head; only the legs were showing.

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He sat in the front row because he wanted to do the best job
possible. The professor announced that the test would be to
look at each of the birds’ legs and give the common name,
habitat, genus and species.


The student looked at each of the birds’ legs.
They all looked the same to him.
He began to get upset.
 

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He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify
birds by their legs.

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The more he thought about it the madder he got.

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Finally he could stand it no longer.
He went up to the professor’s desk and said,

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Comments (0) May 19 2011

A Special Movie to Honor Teachers‏

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Buddhist Sunday School Girl by ClickMore.  

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This week is Teacher Appreciation Week - a time to honor teachers who have made a difference in the world.

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Here’s a special message we would like to share with you from Simple Truths founder, Mac Anderson:

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I grew up in Trenton, Tennessee, a small town of 5,000 people. I have wonderful memories of those first 18 years and the teachers who helped shape the person I am today.

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Fred Culp was my history teacher in high school. To this day, he is still the funniest person I’ve ever met. In addition to loving his history class, he taught me that a sense of humor, especially laughing at yourself, can be one of life’s greatest blessings.

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If you’re a teacher, or if, like me, your life was greatly influenced by a teacher, you’re going to love this movie! The beautiful poem,

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Comments (0) May 02 2010

Notre Dame’s First Black Valedictorian

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Katie Washington

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She’s Notre Dame’s first black valedictorian

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  History is being made at the University of Notre Dame this spring

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In the 161 years the University of Notre Dame has been awarding degrees, never had there been an African-American as valedictorian.  Until this year.

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She’s Katie Washington of Gary, Indiana.  She carries a 4.0 GPA majoring in biology and minoring in Catholic social teaching.

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According to the Northwest Indiana Times, Washington plans to continue her studies at Johns Hopkins University and follow in her father’s footsteps into medicine.

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Washington says she’s humbled by the honor of being named valedictorian. 

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More information from Notre Dame University:

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Katie Washington, a biological sciences major from Gary, Ind., has been named valedictorian of the 2010 University of Notre Dame graduating class and will present the valedictory address during Commencement exercises May 16 (Sunday) in Notre Dame stadium.

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Washington, who earned a 4.0 grade point average, has a minor in Catholic Social Teaching. She has conducted research on lung cancer

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Comments (0) Apr 21 2010

Obama signs law finalizing health care and loan redo

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President Obama Signs Childrens Healthcare Bill into Law 2009 by Korean Resource Center 민족학교

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WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama has signed a law that finalizes his health care overhaul and makes the government the issuer of all federal college loans.

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The president completed the measure at Northern Virginia Community College, where he emphasized new help for college students.

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The legislation was the second of two steps needed for the Democratic-led House and Senate to approve a health care package affecting virtually all Americans. The new law makes a series of

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Comments (0) Mar 30 2010

Taking Aim

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A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith. She says Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons.

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One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day. On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr. Smith told the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry, and he would allow them to throw darts at the person’s picture.

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Sally’s girlfriend drew a picture of a girl who had stolen her boyfriend. Another friend drew a picture of his little brother. Sally drew a picture of a former friend, putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even drawing pimples on the face. Sally was pleased at the overall effect she had achieved.

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The class lined up and began throwing darts, with much laughter

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Comments (0) Mar 29 2010

Big Boy Stories

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Picturesque View of a Sugar Plantation by Striderv.  
Picturesque view of a sugar plantation, Jamaica
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One day when  Big Boy was in class, the teacher asked…

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“Who built the ark?”

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Student: “Big Boy, you know?”

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Big Boy: “Know wha??”

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Teacher: “That is right, Big Boy, Noah built the ark

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Big boy went to school and heard other students using ‘raas’; not

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Comments (0) Mar 24 2010