First-Time Turkey Cooker

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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house
for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister
is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that
she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen and inserted it
into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed
the bird(s) back in the oven.

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Comments (0) Dec 01 2008

‘Twas the Night

Posted: under Funny Poetry.
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‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn’t sleep…
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned…the dark meat and white,

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Comments (0) Nov 29 2008