Go… Get yo laugh on !!!

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If you’re ever caught sleeping on the job…

slowly raise your head and say –

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Comments (0) Nov 16 2011

Enjoy the Ride

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Comments (0) Nov 06 2011

Express Lane

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I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.

.Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had

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slipped into the check-out line pushing a

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cart piled high with groceries.

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Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman

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Comments (0) May 31 2011

Bank Loan

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Kermit the Frog at the Disney MGM Studios by Jeff_B..  

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

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‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’

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Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.

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Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

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The frog says, ‘Sure. I have this,’ and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

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Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the

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Comments (0) Mar 20 2010

Psalm 23 for the Workplace

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believe in Jesus Christ by peace42k9.

The Lord is my real Boss, and I shall not want.

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He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me.
He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without murmuring and complaining.

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He reminds me that He is my Source and not my employer.
He restores my sanity everyday and guides my decisions that I might honor Him in all that I do.

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Even though I face absurd amounts of e-mails, system crashes, unrealistic deadlines, budget cutbacks, gossiping co-workers, discriminating

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Comments (0) Oct 07 2009

Curing a Cough

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The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.

“He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”

“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.

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Comments (0) Apr 25 2009