Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: anger, boss, check, clerk, cold, cough, cure, doctor, duty, employee, employer, fool, funds, funny, healing, health, hilarious, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, medication, medicine, money, moron, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, prescription, short, smiles, stupid, sugar, supervisor, task, woman, work
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.
“He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”
“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.
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Apr 25 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: age, air, anger, attention, attorney, blonde, boss, check, computer, congressman, court, earth, employee, employer, era, exam, eyes, flight, fool, friends, friendship, fun, funds, funny, funtime, game, global, globe, gratitude, hands, history, humor, idiot, internet, jokes, judge, language, laughter, lawyer, legs, letter, mail, manager, Mathematics, money, moon, moron, New York, online, passenger, period, phone, plane, sleep, smiles, stupid, supervisor, test, thankfulness, time, universe, words, world
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
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Apr 19 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "Life is precious handle with PRAYER!", Inspirationals.
Tags: activity, axe, boss, change, check, Christ, coffee, day, duty, employee, employer, family, friends, friendship, God, growth, inspiration, integrity, Jesus, job, language, life, listening, Lord, man, manager, meditation, money, others, prayer, reading, Savior, scripture, supervisor, task, time, today, tool, tools, voice, volume, woman, words, work, world, youth
A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job.
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“That depends,” replied the foreman. “Let’s see you fell this tree.” The young man stepped forward and skillfully felled a great tree. Impressed, the foreman exclaimed, “You can start Monday.”
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday rolled by. Thursday afternoon the foreman approached the young man and said, “You can pick up your paycheck on the way out today.”
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Apr 10 2009
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: aroma, boss, clothes, clothing, companion, couple, day, dinner, duty, employee, employer, era, exam, fashion, food, fragrance, funny, hands, hilarious, history, humor, husband, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, meal, meat, memory, menu, odor, partner, perfume, recipe, restaurant, scent, smell, smiles, spouse, style, supervisor, tablecloth, task, test, time, tool, tools, waiter, waitress, wife, woman, work
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
“I’m sorry sir, but I am blind, and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner’s wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Read More
Apr 01 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: action, age, beauty, boss, change, children, companion, couple, duty, earth, elderly, employee, employer, family, feelings, florist, flowers, global, globe, husband, inspiration, job, labor, land, life, lifestyle, lifetime, love, manager, marriage, money, partner, quotes, relationship, rose, roses, seniors, spouse, supervisor, task, time, traffic, universe, vehicle, wife, work, world, youth
Just as the delivery van pulled away from the florist, the manager
came running out. There was a cancellation on one of the orders, and
he needed it back.
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“Which one?” asked the driver.
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“The one that reads ‘Darling, I will love you forever.’ ”
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When we “fall in love,” who doesn’t feel that it will last forever?
But we change. And as we do, our love changes, too.
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Mar 29 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boss, company, employee, employer, funny, humor, job, jokes, language, laughter, magazine, man, manager, money, sale, smiles, supervisor, task, time, voice, woman, words, work
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store’s opening time.
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A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again.
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Mar 08 2009