Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: cop, drunk, friends, funny, hilarious, jokes, life, marriage, officer, police, taxes, wife
I’ll respect you in the morning.
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I’m from your government, and I am here to help you.
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You get this one, I’ll pay next time.
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My wife doesn’t understand me.
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Trust me, I’ll take care of everything.
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Of course I love you.
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I am getting a divorce.
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Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
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I never inhaled.
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It’s not the money, it’s the principle of the thing.
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I never watch television except for PBS.
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…but we can still be good friends.
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She means nothing to me.
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Aug 09 2009
Posted: under General Poetry.
Tags: America, nation, politics, prosperity, service, taxes, world
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.
Tax all he has Then let him know, That you won’t be done till he has no dough.
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Apr 24 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner".
Tags: America, Caribbean, cops, economy, finance, government, Jamaican, Latin America, nation, partnership, president, promises, property, relationship, smiles, summit, taxes, training, Trinidad
Published: Sunday | April 19, 2009
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Obama promises much
Obama
A new day in the relationship among the United States, Latin America and the Caribbean dawned on Friday when the Fifth Summit of the Americas began in Trinidad and Tobago.
US President Barack Obama on Friday signalled his intention to start this improved relationship with a declaration of his administration’s commitment to “renew and sustain a broader partnership between the United States and the hemisphere”.
More cops
GOVERNMENT IS set to embark on a major recruitment drive for district constables (DCs) this year.
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Apr 21 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: couple, dream, first lady, hope, life, love, magazine, money, photos, politics, president, smiles, taxes, White House
The Obama’s had a very good 2008.
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Apr 15 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, America, American, bank, body, brain, Canada, Canadian, car, care, check, child, computer, country, dog, duty, earth, era, family, fishing, food, funds, funny, global, globe, government, home, House, humor, income, internet, job, jokes, language, laughter, legs, license, liquor, magazine, man, marriage, Mathematics, money, nation, office, online, period, phone, politics, road, rum, school, security, service, smiles, task, taxes, television, time, truck, universe, vehicle, voice, whiskey, wine, woman, words, work, world
How many zeros in a billion??? This is too true to be funny…
The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it’s releases.
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Apr 15 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, agreement, America, American, attorney, car, celebrity, cop, country, difference, divorce, doctor, earth, era, flag, funny, global, globe, health, history, humor, jokes, judge, language, laughter, law, lawyer, life, military, model, nation, nurse, officer, patrolman, period, pharmacist, pharmacy, police, redneck, relationship, rules, security, sheriff, smiles, specialist, spirit, student, surgeon, taste, taxes, time, trooper, truck, universe, values, vehicle, war, words, world, youth
I want a Divorce!!!!
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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
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THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE
IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!
WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.
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OUTSTANDING!
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HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
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