Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. David decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven.
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Apr 04 2009
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We were studying Christmas customs from around the world.It was an ideal opportunity to share the Christmas story.
I explained that Mary and Joseph had gone to Bethlehem to
pay taxes. It was time for the baby Jesus to be born and
they needed somewhere to spend the night. I told my students
that when they went to the inn, there were no empty rooms.
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Mar 06 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: American, boss, change, check, college, economy, government, job, man, manager, money, politics, president, school, task, taxes, time, woman, work
CNNMoney.com
Coming soon: Middle class tax cuts?
Tuesday December 2, 8:41 am ET
By Jeanne Sahadi, CNNMoney.com senior writer
Remember all the talk during the presidential campaign about a middle-class tax cut? It could be showing up in your paycheck early next year. As the debate heats up over how to pull the economy from the ledge, it’s likely that tax cuts for the middle-class will play a central role.
President-elect Barack Obama hopes to have a massive economic stimulus plan waiting for his signature when he takes office on Jan. 20. It’s expected to include hundreds of billions in spending on infrastructure and green energy, but he also made clear last week that he wants it to also feature tax cuts to lower- and middle-income Americans.
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Dec 03 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
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I probably golf about as well as a slug wages war…. In fact, out of
consideration for my friends (I embarrass them), I quit playing with
anybody I know. It was too hard for them to watch. But I can still
appreciate what a golf enthusiast said about the game.
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He listed three mental techniques to improve one’s golf game. And the
great part is this: these techniques not only help to improve a game,
they can help all of us live better lives. They are mental attitudes
that can help you and me live more in the moment and less in the past
or the future. Here they are… golf tips for better living.
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1. Resist the urge to add up your score as you go along. If you
anticipate your score, you’ll be distracted from the task at hand.
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In other words, live more in the present. Clear your mind of past
mistakes and even past successes, and try to think only about the here
and now.
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Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: America, budget, choice, election, encouragement, family, friends, happiness, inspiration, life, link, love, motivation, respect, taxes, video, voice, voters, world
Check this out !!!
Click here: YouTube - Wake Up Everybody 2008
OR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTIAAZZXyrc
This one is tuff. One of the best I’ve heard of this type in 2008
Enjoy!
Nuff Peace Love and Respect.
Oct 30 2008