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Ride To The Airport
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Billy Graham had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast
and was taking a limousine to the airport.
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Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could
drive for a while. The chauffeur didn’t really have much of a
choice, so he got in the back of the limo and Rev. Graham took
the wheel.
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He turned onto I-95 and accelerated to about 90 MPH.
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Soon the blue lights of the State Highway Patrol flashed in his
rearview mirror.
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He pulled over and a trooper came to his window.
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When the trooper saw who it was, he said,
“Just a moment, please, I need to call in.”
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The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief.
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He said, “I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I
need to know what to do.”
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The chief replied, “Who is it, I hope not Ted Kennedy?”
The trooper said, “No, even more important.”
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“It isn’t the Governor, Jeb Bush, is it?” asked the chief.
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“No, even more important,” replied the trooper.
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bar, beer, boss, cab, car, champagne, cop, drunk, funny, hilarious, humor, job, jokes, laughter, life, liquor, man, money, officer, patrolman, police, rum, scotch, sheriff, smiles, task, taxi, tequila, trooper, vodka, whiskey, wife, wine, work
There’s this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I
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Aug 01 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: ability, accident, American, belief, cab, car, career, challenge, comedian, creativity, discipline, effort, flight, idea, inspiration, New York, opportunity, performance, persistence, practice, preparation, quotes, referee, result, secret, skills, stadium, strength, talent, taxi, time, vehicle, Yankee stadium
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A determined little turtle once climbed a tree. He somehow made it to
the first branch. Then he jumped into the air waving his front legs
and crashed to the ground.After a while he slowly climbed the tree again. And again he jumped.
This time he flapped all four of his limbs, but still plummeted to the
hard ground.The persistent turtle tried again and again with the same results. A Read More
Jun 13 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: age, anger, bank, beauty, bliss, cab, car, check, companion, compassion, couple, dance, destination, doctor, dress, earth, elderly, embrace, era, eyes, family, fashion, feeling, funds, girl, glasses, global, globe, granny, gratitude, hand, hands, happiness, hat, hats, history, home, hope, hospital, House, hug, hugs, husband, inspiration, journey, joy, kindness, kisses, land, letter, license, life, lifestyle, lifetime, love, mail, man, memories, mind, mirror, moment, money, mother, mother-in-law, movie, neighbor, neighborhood, nurse, others, partner, party, passenger, path, patient, period, photos, physician, relaxation, rest, road, seniors, smiles, sound, specialist, spouse, style, sunshine, surgeon, surprise, taxi, thankfulness, time, touch, traffic, travel, universe, vehicle, voice, wedding, wife, woman, world
I arrived at the house to pick-up a passenger and after waiting a few minutes I walked to the door and knocked. ‘Just a a minute’, answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
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After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90’s stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard box filled with photos and glassware.
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, cab, car, Chief, choice, church, color, colors, cop, era, funny, highway, hilarious, history, humor, jokes, journey, language, laughter, license, light, man, minister, mirror, moment, New York, officer, pastor, path, patrolman, period, phone, police, pope, preacher, president, priest, reflection, reverend, road, sheriff, smiles, taxi, time, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, trooper, vehicle, voice, words
The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.
Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while.
Well, the chauffeur didn’t have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto HWY 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Police in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: air, alcohol, anger, arm, arms, bar, beer, birthday, brandy, cab, car, celebration, champagne, companion, couple, dance, dancer, destination, drunk, eyes, funny, gift, gin, highway, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, journey, language, laughter, liquor, noise, partner, party, passenger, path, perception, present, prostitute, pub, road, rum, scotch, sign, smiles, sound, sports, spouse, storm, surprise, tablecloth, taxi, team, tequila, token, traffic, vehicle, vodka, voice, waitress, whiskey, whore, wife, wind, wine, words
A wife decided to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrived at the club and the doorman said, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin?“
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh! no,” said Dave.
“He’s on my bowling team.”
When they got seated, a waitress asked Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said,”How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”
“She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”