Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Legs
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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his
zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw
ten stands with ten pairs of legs on them. Each bird had a sack
over its head; only the legs were showing.
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He sat in the front row because he wanted to do the best job
possible. The professor announced that the test would be to
look at each of the birds’ legs and give the common name,
habitat, genus and species.
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The student looked at each of the birds’ legs.
They all looked the same to him.
He began to get upset.
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He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify
birds by their legs.
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The more he thought about it the madder he got.
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Finally he could stand it no longer.
He went up to the professor’s desk and said,
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May 19 2011
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: bus, child, class, dialect, funny, humor, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, patois, school, smiles, teacher, vehicle, vernacular, words
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A Jamaican teacher asked Leroy to describe the word , “Deceitful”!
Leroy said, ”It’s when there’s no more seats pon de bus!”
May 05 2011
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: achievements, baby, beauty, children, family, friends, glory, God, heart, home, inspiration, laughter, life, love, man, message, mother, parent, perfection, smiles, teacher, woman, youth
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Love In The Home
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If I live in a house of spotless beauty with everything in its place, but have
not love, I am a housekeeper – not a homemaker.
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If I have time for waxing, polishing, and decorative achievements, but have
not love, my children learn cleanliness – not godliness.
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Love leaves the dust in search of a child’s laugh.
Love smiles at the tiny fingerprints on a newly cleaned window.
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Love wipes away the tears before it wipes up the spilled milk.
Love picks up the child before it picks up the toys.
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Love is present through the trials.
Love reprimands, reproves,and is responsive.
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Love crawls with the baby, walks with the toddler, runs with the child, then
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Feb 22 2011
Posted: under "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know".
Tags: action, age, aid, aspirations, assistance, athlete, attitude, awards, beaches, beacon, beauty, behavior, belief, birth, birthday, black, blacks, bliss, brilliance, care, Caribbean, celebrity, charity, cheer, cheerfulness, chic, Chinese, Christian, Christians, class, club, clubs, college, color, colors, community, compassion, competition, concern, contest, contestant, contribution, country, crown, designer, diamonds, doctor, donation, dream, duty, earth, education, era, example, fashion, festival, game, gift, girl, global, globe, gown, group, groups, happiness, heart, history, hospital, hotel, Idol, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jewelry, job, joy, Kingston, labor, land, leader, lecturer, legend, legs, light, love, medical, Miss Global Jamaica, Miss Jamaica, Miss Jamaica Festival, Miss Universe, Miss World, moment, Montego Bay, music, nature, neighbor, neighborhood, pageant, paradise, passion, passionate, patriotic, patriotism, performance, period, personality, physician, play, present, pride, prize, qualities, queen, race, relaxation, resort, resorts, rest, role model, Saturday, school, service, sexy, singer, skill, skills, smiles, soul, Spanish, specialist, spirit, sport, sports, star, student, students, style, sugar, Sunday, surgeon, surprise, swimsuit, swimwear, talent, task, teacher, team, time, title, token, torch, trophy, tutor, unique, universe, university, volunteer, West Indian, winner, work, world
The Reigning Queen
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Miss Global Jamaica 2010 Shereen Sterling
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Jamaican medical student Shereen Sterling (centre), winner of the Miss Global International 2010 competition, is flanked by second runner-up Marlene Lim (right) of Malaysia and Maria Isabel Figuera (first runner-up) of Venezuela on Sunday night’s final at the Grand Palladium in Hanover, Jamaica
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Shereen Sterling was born in the parish of St. James on May 16, 1987. She was born a Jamaican and remained one ever since. She attended Catherine Hall Primary School located in Montego Bay, St. James. It was evident that she had many talents to portray.
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Shereen started high school in 1999 at 11 years old where she immediately found herself in various clubs that shouted her personality. Shereen represented her school proudly as a track athlete, a singer (JCDC Festival and conferences), to name a few. She found her leadership qualities at an early age by being able to complete whatever task was given to her and being able to motivate her team body. While being so active in school she was also active in her community.
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Shereen started Montego Bay Community college in 2007 and maintained great academic and extra-curriculum track records. Shereen was elected class representative and student council representative in her 1st year of college. She was an active member of the school choir and the ecology club and also did voluntary service in the Physiotherapy Department at the Cornwall Regional Hospital in Montego Bay. Shereen received a scholarship award from the Rotary of Montego East during her second year of college in 2008. Shereen graduated from Montego Bay Community College with distinctions and an Associate’s Degree in Natural Sciences.
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Shereen is currently studying full-time at the University of the West Indies. Shereen spends her
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: appreciation, bliss, child, dad, education, father, Father's Day, gratitude, happiness, honor, humor, inspiration, joy, kindness, learning, lessons, life, love, man, memories, moment, parent, quotes, smiles, teacher, teaching, world
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”A Father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you
are.”
–Anon.
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Father’s Day reminds me of the many reasons I have to thank my
dear Dad.
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I’m a lucky son… I have one of the greatest dad around. My
father is compassionate, loving and kind. He adores all children
and animals. He tries to see the good in everyone and goes out
of his way to rescue struggling flies from drowning in his
swimming pool.
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Looking back, I know I received an unusual education from my dad.
Dad had to figure out his place in my life. He grabbed precious
moments, such as the time our basement flooded, to teach me
about water pressure and drainage systems. Dad’s lessons were
unusual, unorthodox, and seemed to have little relevance to my
future — kind of like my bachelor of arts degree.
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Actually, the more I compare Dad’s teaching and my degree, the
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Jun 17 2010
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: achievement, belief, blessings, care, character, child, choices, classroom, confidence, difference, education, encouragement, focus, freedom, goal, happiness, heart, history, honor, humor, image, imagination, influence, job, joy, kindness, knowledge, laughter, learning, life, link, love, message, motivation, movie, music, pride, respect, responsibility, school, smiles, soul, spirit, strength, student, teacher, teaching, value, video, vision, winner, work, world
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This week is Teacher Appreciation Week - a time to honor teachers who have made a difference in the world.
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Here’s a special message we would like to share with you from Simple Truths founder, Mac Anderson:
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I grew up in Trenton, Tennessee, a small town of 5,000 people. I have wonderful memories of those first 18 years and the teachers who helped shape the person I am today.
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Fred Culp was my history teacher in high school. To this day, he is still the funniest person I’ve ever met. In addition to loving his history class, he taught me that a sense of humor, especially laughing at yourself, can be one of life’s greatest blessings.
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If you’re a teacher, or if, like me, your life was greatly influenced by a teacher, you’re going to love this movie! The beautiful poem,
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May 02 2010
