FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD ~ THOUGHT FOOD!

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Inspirational Bible Verses by Isolino.

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- Happy moments, praise God. 

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- Difficult moments, seek God. 

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- Quiet moments, worship God.

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- Painful moments, trust God.

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- Every moment, thank God. 

Comments (0) Apr 21 2010

A MountainWings Moment — The Blessing Of Thorns‏

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Barbed Bouquet by snapify.  

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The Blessing Of Thorns
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Sandra felt as low as the heels of her shoes as she pushed
against a November gust and the florist shop door. Her life had
been easy, like a spring breeze. Then in the fourth month of
her second pregnancy, a minor automobile accident stole her
ease.

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During this Thanksgiving week she would have delivered a son.
She grieved over her loss. As if that weren’t enough, her
husband’s company threatened a transfer. Then her sister, whose
annual holiday visit she coveted, called saying she could not
come.

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What’s worse, Sandra’s friend infuriated her by suggesting her
grief was a God-given path to maturity that would allow her to
empathize with others who suffer. “She has no idea what I’m
feeling,” thought Sandra with a shudder.
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“Thanksgiving? Thankful for what?” she wondered aloud. For a
careless driver whose truck was hardly scratched when he rear-
ended her? For an airbag that saved her life but took that of
her child?

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“Good afternoon, can I help you?”

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The shop clerk’s approach startled her.

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“I….I need an arrangement, “stammered Sandra. “For
Thanksgiving?

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Do you want beautiful but ordinary, or would you like to
challenge the day with a customer favorite I call the
Thanksgiving Special?” asked the shop clerk.

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“I’m convinced that flowers tell stories,” she continued.

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“Are you looking for something that conveys ‘gratitude’ this
Thanksgiving?

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“Not exactly!” Sandra blurted out. “In the last five months,
everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. ” Sandra
regretted her outburst, and was surprised when the shop clerk
said, “I have the perfect arrangement for you.”

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Then the door’s small bell rang, and the shop clerk said, “Hi
Barbara…let me get your order.” She politely excused herself
and walked toward a small workroom, then quickly reappeared,
 

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Comments (0) Apr 06 2010

Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t

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ChristmasDinnerTurkey.jpg Turkey Dinner image by AnnaMollyMadison

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Reach in and grab the giblets.
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Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
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I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
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Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
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Talk about a huge breast!
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Comments (0) Dec 01 2009

Signs You Ate too Much on Thanksgiving

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TurkeyDinner.png Turkey Dinner image by Dreyfus2006

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1. You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
2. Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
3. Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
4. The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat !
5. The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
6. You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down
7. Your “Big Elvis Super-Belt” won’t even go around your waist
8.* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
9. You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
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Comments (0) Dec 01 2009

True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline

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(where people call to get advice how to cook a turkey from the experts) 

turkey-dinner.jpg Turkey image by HarleyD2000_2008

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* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, “I don’t know, it’s still running around outside.”

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* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn’t Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a

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Comments (0) Dec 01 2009

INSPIRED DIETERS 101

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Mark 11:24
‘Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.’
Abby knew that God hadn’t lost her weight for her, but He sure helped her be able to lose it. When she felt most like giving up, He encouraged her and gave her the will to go on. When she was most tempted to break her diet, He reminded her of how important it was to stick with it. When the pounds began to fall, He filled her
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Comments (0) Dec 04 2008