Posted: under Inspirational Poetry, Inspirationals.
Tags: activity, advice, belief, bliss, day, earth, exercise, eyes, faith, family, friends, friendship, future, game, global, globe, glory, God, gratitude, hand, happiness, hope, inspiration, Jesus, joy, knowledge, language, letter, life, love, man, others, perfection, power, praise, race, sport, thankfulness, Thanksgiving, time, tips, universe, victory, woman, words, world, worship

The ABCs of Inspiration
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A lthough things are not perfect
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B ecause of trial or pain
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C ontinue in thanksgiving
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D o not begin to blame
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E ven when the times are hard
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F ierce winds are bound to blow
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G od is forever able
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H old on to what you know
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I magine life without His love
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J oy would cease to be
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K eep thanking Him for all the things
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L ove imparts to thee
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M ove out of “Camp Complaining”
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N o weapon that is known
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O n earth can yield the power
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P raise can do alone
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Q uit looking at the future
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R edeem the time at hand
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S tart every day with worship
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T o “thank” is a command
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May 30 2011
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away", Advice & Tips, Inspirationals.
Tags: advice, bliss, Christ, encouragement, eyes, faith, fashion, God, happiness, heart, inspiration, instruction, Jesus, joy, learning, life, listening, Lord, man, mind, opportunity, peace, prayer, psalm, scripture, season, secret, secrets, smiles, soul, spirit, strength, style, Thanksgiving, tips, vision, woman

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The 7-Ups (Encourage Yourself in the Lord)
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1. Wake Up
Decide to have a good day.
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“This is the day the LORD has made; We will rejoice and be glad in it.” (Psalms 118:24)
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2. Dress Up
The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
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“…For the LORD does not see as man sees; for man looks at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart.” (1 Samuel 16:7)
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3. Shut Up
Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.
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“He who guards his mouth preserves his life, But he who opens wide his lips shall have destruction.” (Proverbs 13:3)
“He who goes about as a talebearer reveals secrets; Therefore do not associate with one who flatters with his lips.” (Proverbs 20:19)
“Listen to counsel and receive instruction, That you may be wise in your latter days.” (Proverbs 19:20)
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4. Stand Up
For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything. And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart.
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“Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good to all, especially to those who are of the household of faith.” (Galatians 6:9-10)
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5. Look Up
To the Lord
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Mar 01 2011
Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: food, God, gratitude, happiness, joy, life, love, moment, music, praise, psalm, scripture, Thanksgiving, thought, trust, worship
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
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The Blessing Of Thorns
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Sandra felt as low as the heels of her shoes as she pushed
against a November gust and the florist shop door. Her life had
been easy, like a spring breeze. Then in the fourth month of
her second pregnancy, a minor automobile accident stole her
ease.
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During this Thanksgiving week she would have delivered a son.
She grieved over her loss. As if that weren’t enough, her
husband’s company threatened a transfer. Then her sister, whose
annual holiday visit she coveted, called saying she could not
come.
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What’s worse, Sandra’s friend infuriated her by suggesting her
grief was a God-given path to maturity that would allow her to
empathize with others who suffer. “She has no idea what I’m
feeling,” thought Sandra with a shudder.
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“Thanksgiving? Thankful for what?” she wondered aloud. For a
careless driver whose truck was hardly scratched when he rear-
ended her? For an airbag that saved her life but took that of
her child?
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“Good afternoon, can I help you?”
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The shop clerk’s approach startled her.
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“I….I need an arrangement, “stammered Sandra. “For
Thanksgiving?
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Do you want beautiful but ordinary, or would you like to
challenge the day with a customer favorite I call the
Thanksgiving Special?” asked the shop clerk.
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“I’m convinced that flowers tell stories,” she continued.
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“Are you looking for something that conveys ‘gratitude’ this
Thanksgiving?
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“Not exactly!” Sandra blurted out. “In the last five months,
everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. ” Sandra
regretted her outburst, and was surprised when the shop clerk
said, “I have the perfect arrangement for you.”
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Then the door’s small bell rang, and the shop clerk said, “Hi
Barbara…let me get your order.” She politely excused herself
and walked toward a small workroom, then quickly reappeared,
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Apr 06 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: christmas, dinner, funny, hilarious, jokes, meat, Thanksgiving, turkey

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Reach in and grab the giblets.
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Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
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I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
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Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
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Talk about a huge breast!
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Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, belt, butt, car, christmas, companion, computer, couple, dinner, doctor, food, funny, game, gravy, hilarious, humor, husband, internet, job, jokes, laughter, license, nurse, online, partner, rectum, restaurant, smiles, sports, spouse, task, television, Thanksgiving, traffic, turkey, vehicle, wife, work

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1. You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
2. Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
3. Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
4. The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat !
5. The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
6. You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down
7. Your “Big Elvis Super-Belt” won’t even go around your waist
8.* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
9. You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday