Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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(where people call to get advice how to cook a turkey from the experts)
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* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, “I don’t know, it’s still running around outside.”
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* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn’t Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a
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Dec 01 2009
Posted: under "DEVOTIONAL for DIETERS".
Tags: desire, diet, dieters, encouragement, energy, God, health, prayer, snacks, strength, sugar, Thanksgiving, thought, veggies, weight
Mark 11:24
‘Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.’
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Abby knew that God hadn’t lost her weight for her, but He sure helped her be able to lose it. When she felt most like giving up, He encouraged her and gave her the will to go on. When she was most tempted to break her diet, He reminded her of how important it was to stick with it. When the pounds began to fall, He filled her
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: blessings, family, friends, inspiration, life, link, love, movie, photos, Thanksgiving
“May You Be Blessed”
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Dec 01 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, stuffing, Thanksgiving, turkey
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house
for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister
is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that
she needed something from the store.When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen and inserted it
into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed
the bird(s) back in the oven.
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
Tags: American, attitude, dinner, encouragement, family, friends, gratitude, happiness, holidays, inspiration, joy, life, love, meal, prayer, spirit, thankfulness, Thanksgiving, wish
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Hello, my Friend!Well here we go again. The Holidays and
everything that goes with it. Moans, groans
and sometimes family.I realize that so many of you, my “friends I’ve
never met,” are from all around the world and
have your own special family gatherings different
than our American Thanksgiving.Please know that you will still be a part of it. You
are among the great things I am forever thankful
for and I promise to remember you in prayer.
Love always and all ways,
Bob, Marianne, Ricky, Lucy and Phil
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Perks Pearl of Wisdom
“Love everlasting is not romantic love
but begins in the thread that holds family
together.”
Bob Perks
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Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: family, funny, jokes, short, Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving day was approaching and the family had received aThanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to
church.
Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing:
“The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and
fathers.”
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