Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: airline, boss, check, choice, duty, flight, funds, funny, guitar, hilarious, humor, job, jokes, laughter, link, manager, money, music, plane, smiles, task, ticket, tool, tools, video, work
.
This is funny . . . actually hysterical:
.
A musician named Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with United
Airlines. United apparently damaged his treasured Taylor guitar
($3500) during a flight. Dave spent over 9 months trying to get
United to pay for damages caused by baggage handlers to his custom
Taylor guitar. During his final exchange with the United Customer
Relations Manager, he stated that he was left with no choice other
than to create a music video for youtube exposing their lack of
cooperation. The Manager responded : “Good luck with that one, pal”.
.
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bus, car, cop, drunk, funny, hilarious, jokes, license, life, officer, patrolman, police, school, sheriff, test, ticket, traffic, trooper, vehicle
.
The following are purportedly a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (that is, Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
.
1. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
What for? He can’t see my license plate.
.
2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
.
3. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
Always wear a condom.
.
4. When driving through fog, what should you use?
Your car.
.
5. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
.
6. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
.
7. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.
.
Read More
Aug 01 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: abroad, activist, African, aim, awards, balance, beacon, birth, birthday, black, blacks, blessings, bliss, Bob Marley, brilliance, candle, car, Caribbean, celebration, celebrity, ceremony, champion, championship, check, cheer, classic, color, colors, competition, country, courage, culture, custom, determination, dialect, dream, duty, earth, example, faith, fashion, fire, flame, focus, foreign, fun, funds, funtime, game, girl, global, globe, goal, gold, guitarist, happiness, hero, Hollywood, hope, icon, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, job, joy, labor, land, language, leader, leadership, legend, legs, life, lifestyle, lifetime, light, lighthouse, loan, medal, military, model, money, music, musician, nation, New York, Olympic, Olympics, palm, paradise, Paris, patois, peace, performer, perseverance, play, power, pride, race, rainbow, reggae, role model, singer, skill, smiles, soil, soldier, son, songwriter, sound, sport, sports, star, strength, style, sunshine, superstar, talent, task, ticket, title, torch, Trelawny, trophy, unique, unity, universe, Usain Bolt, value, vernacular, voice, wealth, winner, words, work, world, worth
World Fastest Man —-Jamaican Usain Bolt
.
.
Jamaican Track and Field Star
.
Born Jamaican - By Tony Robinson
.
There is nobody like a Jamaican, Nobody! Sometimes it’s difficult to determine where someone comes from. Drop us into the vast mosaic of the peoples of the world and try to figure out who is who.
.
“Him is from China, no, is Japanese, but him could be Korean still.” The same goes for people from India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, or Nigeria, Kenya, Ghana. We just can’t tell them apart. Not so with Jamaicans though, who stand out and stick out like beacons in the night. Foreigners know us in a flash, and we can identify each other from way across the street. We are so distinct that other people try to walk, talk and act like us.
.
I’m so amused when I encounter Americans, Europeans, Japanese, [Madam Cleo, or Ron] trying to act Jamaican. “Hey mon, wha hoppening mon, eberyting irie?” I usually reply in my most proper English. If they are Japanese, I say, “Sukiyaki, Sayonara, Sony, Toyota Mitsubishi.” Just to keep them guessing.
OUT OF MANY ONE PEOPLE!
.
“So you speak Japanese?”
.
“Ah so, Nissan, Sanyo, Toyota Tercel..”
.
But what makes us so different from other people? First it’s the walk, nobody walks like us. People in foreign walk briskly, head straight, arms swinging almost in military fashion, with a stride and purpose like they’re going somewhere. Not us though, who saunter with a rhythm that is almost slow motion. No hurry, no scurry, no flurry, no rushy rushy, just cool, with a bop and rhythm that could be put to music. Years ago we used to call it bop. For some it’s natural while others practiced it.
Bob Marley Commemorative Coin
.
If you’re a girl in the middle of Paris, Madrid or Tokyo and hear, “psst, psst,” from across the street,
Read More
Jul 31 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: cold, companion, couple, eyes, funny, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, man, marriage, partner, smiles, spouse, station, ticket, train, wife, winter, woman
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.”
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, “I’ve got a better idea… let’s
Read More
Jul 28 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: actor, actress, age, art, artist, awe, beauty, bird, celebrity, chicken, child, cloud, clouds, color, colors, direction, emotion, era, eyes, girl, granny, growth, heart, history, home, horse, House, inspiration, journey, language, life, lifestyle, man, map, memories, memory, moment, morning, mother, mother-in-law, mountain, others, parrot, perception, period, Peru, pigeon, quotes, road, science, source, success, taste, ticket, time, today, tour, tourist, train, travel, trip, turkey, Venice, vision, woman, wonders, words, youth
Albert Einstein said that wonder is the source of all true art and all
science. “He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer
pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes
are closed.”I remember standing in rapt awe when I gazed upon the wonders of the
ancient Incan city of Machu Picchu in Peru. That amazing city was
built above the clouds, and it was more than the high altitude that
took my breath away. Can you say, “Awe”? I’m reminded of the little girl who rode a train with her mother. Read More
Jun 27 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: attendant, blonde, flight, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, man, pilot, plane, smiles, ticket, woman
A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane checking the ticket stubs of each passenger to make sure they were all in the right seats.
When she got to the Blonde woman she noticed that it was for Coach seating, not first class. She tells the woman, “Your ticket says coach maam and we have a full flight today. I’m going to have to ask you to move.”
To which the blonde replies, “You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful, I’m going to
Read More
May 26 2009
