Posted: under "A TASTE of the TROPICS", "DID YOU KNOW".
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Fabulous 5-Minute Fudge Wreath
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Make this easy and delicious fudge wreath this season! It’s the perfect treat to give friends and family during the holidays. Get the kids involved and make a few extra for last-minute gifts.
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SERVINGS: 32
PREP: 5 min + chilling
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INGREDIENTS:
Unsalted butter, softened
One 12-ounce package semisweet chocolate chips
1 cup butterscotch chips
One 14-ounce can sweetened condensed milk (save the can)
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
One 8-ounce can walnuts, plus more for topping
½ cup raisins or dried currants (a couple of handfuls)
Candied red and green cherries (optional)
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DIRECTIONS:
1. Grease an 8-inch round cake pan with softened butter. Pour the chocolate and butterscotch Read More
Dec 20 2011
Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: aid, anger, author, boy, care, child, Christ, concern, dad, duty, encouragement, example, father, father-in-law, fence, friends, friendship, grand-dad, guidance, guide, heart, home, House, inspiration, Jesus, job, King, labor, language, listening, Lord, love, man, nail, nails, parent, praise, praises, Redeemer, role model, Savior, sheep, shepherd, smiles, son, success, task, tool, tools, words, work, youth
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THE FENCE
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There was a little boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, to hammer a nail in the back fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Then it gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
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Finally the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his
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Jul 10 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: accessories, accessory, actress, advice, beauty, body, bride, celebrity, chic, color, cosmetics, crown, designer, earrings, eyes, fashion, fun, hairdo, hairstyle, Hollywood, jewelry, lips, lipstick, make-up, money, roots, sexy, skin, smiles, star, style, summer, tips, tool, tools, youth
Hot Beauty Trends to Try This Summer
Bronze Glow
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Get a sun-kissed look like Jenna Dewan-Tatum by “swiping bronzer where rays
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: anger, brain, cemetery, companion, couple, devil, duty, exam, funny, ghost, government, hilarious, humor, husband, interview, job, jokes, labor, language, laughter, man, Mathematics, mind, obituary, partner, satan, skill, skills, smiles, sound, spouse, task, test, thought, time, tool, tools, voice, wife, woman, words, work
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There was an opening for an assassin at the FBI.
Three people applied for the job, two men and a woman.
All three were called in to interview on the same day.
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First up was Ed. Ed walked into the room, and was asked
do you have what it takes to do this job? Ed quickly replied,
yes I do. The man then handed Ed a gun and was told that
his wife was in the next room - kill her.
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Ed said there is
no way that I could kill my wife. The man then replied, you’re
free to go.
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Next up was Bob. The man handed Bob a gun and said
your wife is in the next room - kill her. Bob went into the next
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Jun 22 2011
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boy, butt, cop, funny, hand, hilarious, humor, jokes, kisses, laughter, officer, patrolman, policeman, rectum, sheriff, short, smiles, tool, tools, trooper
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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one
hand and a squirrel in the other.
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“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “whatever you do to
that poor, defenseless creature, I shall personally do to
you.”
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May 31 2011
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, assignment, axe, butt, car, check, class, classroom, companion, dinner, doctor, family, fun, funds, funny, funtime, game, Games, girl, granny, hilarious, home, homework, hotel, House, humor, husband, income, jail, jewelry, jokes, journey, language, laughter, Mathematics, money, mother, mother-in-law, officer, partner, penis, prostitute, rectum, road, rolex, sleep, smiles, sport, sports, spouse, tool, tools, travel, trip, whore, wife, words
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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*
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1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
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2. Dictate – My girfriend say my dictate good.
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3. Catacomb – I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
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4. Foreclose – If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
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