Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
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Mi hate when mi go a weddin and di ol’ people dem a
jook mi inna mi side an seh
“a yuh nex, a yuh nex”.
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May 08 2012
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away", Inspirationals.
Tags: action, advice, age, aid, aim, arm, arms, assistance, attitude, beauty, behavior, belief, blessings, bliss, boy, care, caring, charity, cheer, cheerfulness, Christ, commandments, compassion, concentration, concern, contribution, courage, courtesy, cure, day, desire, donation, earth, embrace, encouragement, era, example, eyes, faith, family, feeling, feelings, finger, fingers, focus, food, force, friends, friendship, fruit, fruits, generosity, gift, girl, global, globe, glory, goal, God, goodness, gratitude, hand, hands, happiness, healing, heart, history, holiness, Holy Spirit, hope, hug, hugs, humanity, humility, inspiration, Jesus, joy, kindness, King, kisses, land, language, laughter, leader, legs, life, lifestyle, lifetime, listening, Lord, love, lovingkindness, man, might, nature, neighbor, neighborhood, obedience, offer, others, period, personality, plan, plans, plant, plants, power, practice, praise, praises, prayer, present, promise, promises, psalm, Redeemer, redemption, role model, salvation, Savior, scripture, seed, seeds, sharing, sheep, shepherd, smiles, soil, son, soul, spirit, strength, sugar, surprise, teaching, thankfulness, thought, time, tips, today, token, touch, treats, universe, vision, woman, wonder, words, world
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something".
Tags: advice, anger, arm, arms, assurance, beacon, belief, blessings, bliss, bridge, burden, candle, candles, Christ, Christian, Christianity, Christians, comfort, Comforter, courage, cross, day, depression, devil, embrace, encouragement, faith, fire, flame, God, hand, hands, happiness, highway, hope, inspiration, Jesus, journey, joy, King, language, leader, life, lifestyle, lifetime, light, load, Lord, love, lovingkindness, man, medication, medicine, might, movement, ocean, offer, others, path, peace, permission, power, praise, prayer, promise, Redeemer, relaxation, rest, rivers, road, satan, Savior, scripture, sea, service, sheep, shepherd, smiles, sound, storm, stream, strength, stress, struggles, sunshine, thorn, thorns, tips, today, torch, touch, travel, trial, trials, tribulation, trip, trust, truth, voice, water, weight, woman, words, worries, worry, worth
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When thou passest through the waters,
I will be with thee;
and through the rivers,
they shall not overflow thee:
when thou walkest through the fire,
thou shalt not be burned;
neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.
– Isaiah 43:2
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God’s word offers medicine for every one of our situations. We will encounter scorching ‘fires’ and turbulent ‘rivers’, but if we allow God to walk with us we will not be scorched by the fires nor drowned by the angry seas. We serve a God who says, “I will be with Thee”.
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Apr 26 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, beauty, black, boss, chance, color, colors, duty, employee, employer, era, eyes, feeling, feelings, focus, funny, girl, goodness, granny, hand, hands, hilarious, history, humor, impression, job, jokes, kisses, labor, laughter, life, lifestyle, lifetime, man, manager, mountain, noise, perception, perceptive, period, satisfaction, smiles, sound, station, supervisor, task, thought, ticket, time, touch, train, woman, work, youth
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Kiss and Slap
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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no
place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from
a young woman and her grandmother.
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After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young
tech are interested in each other because they are giving each
other looks.
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Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there
without saying a word.
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The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for
that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she
slapped him.”
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The general manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know
the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: age, All Fool's Day, April Fool's Day, attorney, boobs, breasts, cemetery, companion, couple, court, dumb, elderly, era, exam, excitement, eyes, feeling, feelings, fool, friends, friendship, funny, ghost, girl, hand, hands, hilarious, history, home, House, humor, husband, idiot, jokes, judge, knowledge, language, laughter, lawyer, legs, life, lifestyle, lifetime, lovemaking, man, moron, movement, obituary, others, partner, passion, passionate, period, personality, quiz, seniors, sex, silly, smiles, spouse, spring, stupid, test, thought, time, tool, tools, touch, wife, woman, words, youth
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
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Little old lady:
I am 94 years old.
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please tell us in your own words,
what happened on the night of April 1st?
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Little old lady:
There I was, sitting on my porch on a warm spring evening
when a young man comes creeping up
and sat down next to me.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
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Little old lady:
No, but he was friendly.
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Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
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Little old lady:
He rubbed my thigh.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
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Little old lady:
No.
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Defense Attorney:
Why not?
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Little old lady:
It felt good.
No one had touched me since my Albert died.
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Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
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Little old lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
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Little old lady:
No.
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Defense Attorney:
Why not?
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Little old lady:
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: bliss, caring, companion, couple, destination, earth, embrace, eyes, family, food, friends, friendship, global, globe, happiness, heart, highway, honesty, humanity, husband, journey, joy, kindness, land, language, life, lifestyle, lifetime, listening, love, man, marriage, others, partner, passion, passionate, path, potential, power, reason, road, season, sharing, smiles, soul, spirit, spouse, thought, touch, universe, voice, wife, woman, words, world
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Too often we underestimate the power of a touch,
a smile, a kind word, a listening ear,
an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring,
all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
People come into our lives for a reason,
a season,
or
a lifetime!!
Embrace all equally!!!!
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Jan 23 2012
