Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Funny Poetry, Jamaican Jokes.
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Jamaican Jokes
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Mary had a likkle lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes down quite a treat,
with rice and hard dough bread .
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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to de fair.
Said Simple Simon to de Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said de Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fool whappin, you a hidiot!!
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, affection, appreciation, character, concert, counselor, couple, dating, decision, desire, dinner, excitement, expert, feelings, friendship, gift, happiness, health, hug, hugs, interest, kisses, lesson, life, link, listening, love, mind, money, movie, occasion, partner, passion, present, relationship, support, time, tips, token, touch, treat, understanding
These days, more and more happy couples are seeing counselors to keep their unions humming along. Here, the country’s top love experts offer up their best advice — for free!
Beginning a relationship is generally the easy part; it’s maintaining the connection that gets a little tricky. That’s why a growing number of twosomes (whether or not they’ve tied the knot) are going into couples therapy as a preemptive strike against the tough times that will inevitably hit… and to learn how to keep the good times flowing. To give you a leg up in your love life, we asked the country’s top relationship experts to share the most crucial things they’ve uncovered over the years — from big-picture philosophies to little gestures that go a long way. These practices will help keep your union in a happy, healthy place.
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Mar 16 2009
Posted: under Inspirational Poetry.
Tags: compassion, day, family, friends, God, heart, history, humility, inspiration, life, moment, prayer, present, thankfulness, treat
I may never see tomorrow; there’s no written guarantee,
And things that happened yesterday belong to history,
I cannot predict the future, I cannot change the past,
I have just the present moment, I must treat it as my last,
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I must use this moment wisely for it soon will pass away,
and be lost to me forever as part of yesterday,
I must exercise compassion, help the fallen to their feet,
Be a friend unto the friendless, make an empty life complete,
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Feb 13 2009