Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: baby, boy, color, couple, designer, difference, fashion, funny, girl, hilarious, humor, jokes, language, laughter, Mathematics, smiles, style, time, twins, voice, words
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other,
“Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.”What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby.
“I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.
Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling. “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
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Jul 29 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
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A 17 year-old Jamaican girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for the last two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test. Confirming her worst fears, the test result is positive. Shouting, swearing and crying, the Mother says, “Which man do dis to you? Mi need fi know now!”
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a BMW X5 pulls up in front of their house; a dapper looking man dressed in an Armani suit steps out and walks to the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, & the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, and of course mi wife, but I’ll take charge.
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Jul 28 2008