Unhappy Valentine’s Day

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Roses are red and Violets are blue,
I didn’t buy you anything
’cause to be honest,
I really don’t like you.

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Valentine’s Day Lawyer

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

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Interpreting Dreams

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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight.” he said.

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A Valentine From Jesus

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I love you. 

You are mine. 

Your name is written upon My heart. 

Your prayers are precious to Me.

 Your life is in My hands. 

I am always with you.

 I am nearer to you than your own heart.

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All she had…‏

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Happy Valentine’s Day!
All stories copyright 2009 Bob Perks
Today’s message:
“All she had was a broken heart”
By Bob Perks
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She walked into the room and his eyes lit
up.  She didn’t have to say a word, her
being there was proof enough that she loved
him.  They had both lost someone they loved. 
So this day of all days was a difficult one.
She wanted to make this work.  She was hurt,
lonely and afraid.  It wasn’t supposed to be
this way. 
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But the fact was he knew how she felt.  There
was an obvious pain in his heart, too. So the
one thing that strengthened their love for each
other was heartache, the most sorrowful kind.
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Got Friends?

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“Touch the World One Person at a Time” 

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Got Friends?

Mary Southerland


“And so I am giving a new commandment to you now — love each other just as much as I love you. Your strong love for each other will prove to the world that you are my disciples.” John 13:34-35

We all need friends. In fact, we were created to need each other. In his book, “The Broken Heart”, Dr. James J. Lynch shows that lonely people live significantly shorter lives than the general population. Yes, there are different levels of friendships, friends we see occasionally and friends with whom we share everything. There are even different seasons of friendships. But at the core of every healthy friendship is a giving heart. 

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