Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: age, beer, champagne, child, couple, drunk, father-in-law, funny, hilarious, husband, jokes, man, mother-in-law, parents, rum, sex, son-in-law, spouse, tequila, vibrator, vodka, whiskey, wife, wine, woman
AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER’S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A
STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.
OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL
WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: “WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?”
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: “MOM, I’M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND
THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I’LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO
AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.”
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Sep 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, alcohol, bar, beer, brandy, champagne, child, companion, couple, dad, drunk, father, father-in-law, funny, gin, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, liquor, man, marriage, mother, mother-in-law, partner, penis, private, pussy, rum, scotch, sex, smiles, son-in-law, sound, sport, spouse, television, tequila, time, tool, tools, vagina, vibrator, vodka, whiskey, wife, wine, woman
AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER’S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A
STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.
OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL
WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: “WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?”
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: “MOM, I’M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND
THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I’LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO
AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.”
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL’S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE
OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.
TO HIS QUESTION AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER
SAID: “DAD I’M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE
AS I’LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND.
PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.”
A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING
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Jul 11 2008