A MountainWings Moment . . . Look Into Your Eyes‏

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Look Into Your Eyes
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I was online to renew my passport.

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I answered question after question. Most were simple questions
that were easily answered, but then it got to a hard one.

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What color are your eyes?

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I didn’t know the answer!

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Now you may ask, “What kind of man doesn’t know what color his
eyes are?”

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Were my eyes black or brown?

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I honestly didn’t know. I’m sure that I once did, but I
certainly
wouldn’t bet a large sum of money on a guess right then.
I couldn’t remember what color my eyes were.

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It reminded me of the lawyer cross-examining a witness in court
and to prove that his memory was unreliable, he put his hand on
the man’s neck shielding his tie from his view and asked him,
“What color tie do you have on?”

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Needless to say, the witness didn’t know. I hear you saying,
“But your eye color isn’t like that tie!” Well, actually it
was, because I didn’t know what color they were.

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My wife was out of town with the kids visiting her parents.
I was the only one in the house. So I did what any man would do
who couldn’t remember his eye color and didn’t have anyone
close who could look into his eyes and tell him.

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Comments (0) Oct 07 2009

At the US Embassy

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An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.

Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz

Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels Read More

Comments (0) Jul 29 2008

Mona Visa/ Mi Owna Visa!‏

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Have a laugh!

Subject: Mona Visa/ Mi Owna Visa!

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Turn up the sound, so you’ll hear everything! The embassy is no longer at Oxford Road it is actually at Liguanea - for our overseas friends - near to MONA. This is fun!

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CLICK on link below:

…… OR …..

COPY & PASTE into your browser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHVgdGwKGs4&feature=related

Comments (0) Jul 15 2008