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RASTAMAN GREETINGS

A Rastaman went to visit an old family friend. Rastaman knock pon di door and smaddy inside seh: ” A WHO DAT”

RASTAMAN: ” I and I, Jah Rastafari, King of Kings, Lord of Lords:
Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, Son of HAILE SELASSIE I”

Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: campus, check, college, visitor, writer, writing

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

“It’s a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway,” he said.

“Actually,” said his guide, “it’s named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation.”

The visitor was astonished. “Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?” Read More