Smilin’ … Stylin’ … Caring and Sharing !!!!

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Michelle Obama attends a St. Patrick's Day reception at the White House on March 17, 2011

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As the First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama has become a role model in the awareness arena for healthy eating, sharing her  homegrown recipes via her cookbook. Next celebrity chef?  She has also become a fashion icon and has been named by Forbes Magazine as the eighth most powerful woman in the world.

 

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Michelle Obama speaks at the Democratic National Committee's Women's Leadership Forum, May 19, 2011.

First lady Michelle Obama speaks at the Democratic National Committee’s Women’s Leadership Forum in Washington….

 

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Michelle Obama speaks on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Oct. 17, 2011

First lady Michelle Obama speaks on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Monday, Oct. 17, 2011, during an event to honor schools that met the first lady’s goal to double the number of participants in the HealthierUS School Challenge in year.

 

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Michelle Obama attends cultural performances in Brasilia, Brazil, March 19, 2011.

Michelle Obama attends cultural performances in Brasilia, Brazil….

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Michelle Obama introduces President Barack Obama at a DNC fundraiser at Gotham Hall, New York

Michelle Obama introduces President Barack Obama at a DNC fundraiser at Gotham Hall, New York-

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Michelle Obama gestures before introducing her husband President Barack Obama at a DNC fundraiser at Gotham Hall in New York. She’s mingled barefoot among Aspen’s elite, stirred a Vermont utility executive to tears and bucked up disenchanted New Yorkers. The 2012 presidential campaign is well under way for Michelle Obama, and the first lady is promising to put herself into the election effort like never before. More than a year from Election Day, she is hauling in millions in campaign cash and sketching a portrait of her husband drawn with an intimacy that no one else could duplicate.

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Michelle Obama delivers a commencement address for the Quantico Middle/High School in Quantico, Va., June 3, 2011.

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Michelle Obama speaks to children at Christ Church College in Oxford, England.

Michelle Obama speaks to children at Christ Church College in Oxford, England.-
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Michelle Obama speaks to children from Elizabeth Garrett Anderson school in London as they visit Christ Church College in Oxford, England.

 

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Comments (0) Dec 18 2011

Deer Camp

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Michigan Deer Camp by Seeking Michigan.  

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Seven guys were at deer camp. Three had to bunk two to a room.

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No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

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The first night, John slept in Steve’s room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, “Man, what happened to you?”

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He said, “Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”

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The next night it was Garry’s turn. In the morning, same thing–hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”

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He said, “Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn’t sleep a wink. I just watched him all night.”

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The third night was Herb’s turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt — a man’s man.

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Jamaican voters

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Good Morning My JAMAICAN VOTERS in the WONDERFUL 

U. S. Of A.!!!

After watching the final debate the other night, it dawned on me that Obama could actually win this thing. If that happens, there will be a lot of JAMAICAN VOTERS who may not know how to conduct themselves!!

To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I (Althea Fennell) have developed a Top TEN list of behaviors we should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:

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Comments (0) Nov 01 2008

Something YOU Can’t get Enough Of….Oh Baby….TAXES!

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Sent to me by a friend……

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Greetings,

This fwd’d message is Loud and Clear!
This results from we the people who pay these taxes, consistently electing crooked politicians to positions of unyielding power. Actually to be true, not all politicians are crooked, but the system itself is corrupt and nobody wants to fix it. So in order for them to survive in that system, they tend to change. We as voters see this time and time again. That’s not what they said they would do, when they solicted our votes.

They usually become exempt of all or some of these taxes or at least get a break on many of them because we pay these for them, through the mis-service to us. Not a typo, it’s mis-service, because they don’t do the things they are elected to do. They don’t because we don’t hold their feet to the fire to do right, so they cater to the squeaky wheel, which is usually an entity that usually is disingenuous, be it lobbyist, unions, etc.

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Comments (0) Sep 30 2008

SANE SOLUTION

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Distribute this widely — esp. to your Senators and Congressmen –Maybe the American populace will win after all.

THIS guy wins my vote.

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By: T. J. Birkenmeier (Birk), Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

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“I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to American citizens in a “We Deserve It” Dividend.”

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To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bona-fide U.S. Citizens 18 and over. Our population is about 301,000,000 (+/-) counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up. If you divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon – ta da! -that equals $425,000.00 per adult.

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My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a “We Deserve It” Dividend.

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Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

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But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?

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Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.

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Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads AND the banks.

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Put away money for college – it’ll be there, safe in a bank – creating money to loan to entrepreneurs.

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Buy a new car – pump up the flagging automotive industry.

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Invest in the market – capital drives growth.

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Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – the health care system is crashing.

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Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else.

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Comments (0) Sep 29 2008

“Where have all the grown-ups gone?”

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THINK ON THESE THINGS

Subject: Answer to Dennis Cullivan’s letter “Where have all the grown-ups gone?”, which appeared in the October 17th, 2007 issue of the Daily News.

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To the editor:

I would like to congratulate Dennis Cullivan on his letter, “Where have all the grown-ups gone?”, which appeared in Letters to the editor on October 17th. Every single word he wrote is true and should make all readers sit up and take notice. Our country is in such bad shape that it may take upwards of ten years to repair all the damage perpetrated upon it.

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Cullivan is correct…the inmates ARE running the asylum, both in Washington, D.C. and in the individual states! Just this week, the state of Maine decided it would be a great idea to pass out birth control pills and condoms to middle school students aged eleven! All that is required is a blanket permission slip from the parents. This blanket permission slip covers regular medication, aspirin, etc., in addition to the birth control items. Should any of these eleven year olds obtain birth control pills or condoms, the parents will NOT be notified! What has our world come to when eleven year olds are given birth control pills and condoms? There is only one last thing to which they haven’t stooped….giving live demonstrations on how to perform sexual intercourse! The way things are going, I guess that is next!

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The moral compass of our country has been stomped on and smashed. In my humble opinion, the slide down this slippery slope began when prayer was removed from our schools. Nothing goes right without God’s presence. It is just going to get worse as time goes on.

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San Francisco just had their Forum Street Fair, which celebrates the homosexual lifestyle. At this fair, it was reported that gays and lesbians were actually having sex on the street while the police turned their backs and did nothing about it. This fair was open to everyone and there were many children who witnessed these outrageous displays. One of the posters for the fair showed a picture of The Last Supper, only the people at the table were all homosexuals and the table was littered with sex toys in various shapes such as Jesus and the cross. Do the words “Sodom and Gomorrah” mean anything to you?

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I know God loves everyone and that He is very patient with all of us. But even His patience will come to an end if things don’t change. His patience came to an end when he flooded the earth and killed everyone except Noah and his family. It also came to an end when

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Comments (0) Sep 18 2008