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Distribute this widely — esp. to your Senators and Congressmen –Maybe the American populace will win after all.
THIS guy wins my vote.
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By: T. J. Birkenmeier (Birk), Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
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“I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to American citizens in a “We Deserve It” Dividend.”
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To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bona-fide U.S. Citizens 18 and over. Our population is about 301,000,000 (+/-) counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up. If you divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon – ta da! -that equals $425,000.00 per adult.
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My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a “We Deserve It” Dividend.
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Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
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But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
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Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
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Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads AND the banks.
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Put away money for college – it’ll be there, safe in a bank – creating money to loan to entrepreneurs.
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Buy a new car – pump up the flagging automotive industry.
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Invest in the market – capital drives growth.
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Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – the health care system is crashing.
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Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else.
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Sep 29 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
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THINK ON THESE THINGS
Subject: Answer to Dennis Cullivan’s letter “Where have all the grown-ups gone?”, which appeared in the October 17th, 2007 issue of the Daily News.
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To the editor:
I would like to congratulate Dennis Cullivan on his letter, “Where have all the grown-ups gone?”, which appeared in Letters to the editor on October 17th. Every single word he wrote is true and should make all readers sit up and take notice. Our country is in such bad shape that it may take upwards of ten years to repair all the damage perpetrated upon it.
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Cullivan is correct…the inmates ARE running the asylum, both in Washington, D.C. and in the individual states! Just this week, the state of Maine decided it would be a great idea to pass out birth control pills and condoms to middle school students aged eleven! All that is required is a blanket permission slip from the parents. This blanket permission slip covers regular medication, aspirin, etc., in addition to the birth control items. Should any of these eleven year olds obtain birth control pills or condoms, the parents will NOT be notified! What has our world come to when eleven year olds are given birth control pills and condoms? There is only one last thing to which they haven’t stooped….giving live demonstrations on how to perform sexual intercourse! The way things are going, I guess that is next!
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The moral compass of our country has been stomped on and smashed. In my humble opinion, the slide down this slippery slope began when prayer was removed from our schools. Nothing goes right without God’s presence. It is just going to get worse as time goes on.
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San Francisco just had their Forum Street Fair, which celebrates the homosexual lifestyle. At this fair, it was reported that gays and lesbians were actually having sex on the street while the police turned their backs and did nothing about it. This fair was open to everyone and there were many children who witnessed these outrageous displays. One of the posters for the fair showed a picture of The Last Supper, only the people at the table were all homosexuals and the table was littered with sex toys in various shapes such as Jesus and the cross. Do the words “Sodom and Gomorrah” mean anything to you?
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I know God loves everyone and that He is very patient with all of us. But even His patience will come to an end if things don’t change. His patience came to an end when he flooded the earth and killed everyone except Noah and his family. It also came to an end when
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Sep 18 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
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Because He’s Black
> > This older white guy asked his older black friend,
> ‘Are
> > you voting for
> >
> > Barack Obama just because he’s black’? So the
> older
> > black guy fires
> >
> > back and says, ‘Are you not voting for him because
> > he’s black?
> >
> > “Why can’t I vote for him just because
> he’s
> > black? Hell in this country
> >
> > men are pulled over everyday just because they’re black,
> > passed over for
> >
> > promotions just because they’re black, considered to be
> > criminals just
> >
> > because they’re black, but you don’t seem to have a
> > problem with that!
> >
> > “This country was built with the sweat and whip
> off
> > the slaves back,
> >
> > and now a descendent of those same slaves has a chance
> to
> > lead the same
> > country where we were not even considered to be
> people.
> > Where we
> >
> > Weren’t allowed to be educated, drink from the
> same
> > water fountains, and
> > eat in the same restaurants, or even vote, so you damn
> > right I’m going
> > to vote for him!”
> >
> > “Not just because he’s black, But because he
> is
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Aug 11 2008