Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: dinner, dog, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, link, restaurant, smiles, video, waiter, waitress
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Two Dogs in a Restaurant
Thought you might like this…too funny!
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ENJOY….
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May 19 2011
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
Tags: action, advice, aid, anxiety, attitude, behavior, belief, blessings, burden, comfort, courage, depression, difference, drugs, eyes, faith, finance, future, God, heart, help, humanity, inspiration, language, lesson, life, listening, load, love, man, medication, medicine, moment, money, mountain, obedience, others, peace, prayer, rain, rainbow, sound, strength, stress, surprise, tips, trust, understanding, voice, waiter, weight, wisdom, woman, words
Let Go
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One day while climbing towards a high cliff a man slipped and
fell over the edge.
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Frantic - he grabbed at a branch jutting out from a tree and
yelled out,
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“Oh, God, help me.”
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He looked down while holding on tight and saw only jagged rocks.
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Clutching even tighter to the branch he cried out again,
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“God…Please help me.”
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Suddenly he felt God’s presence and heard God ask,
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“My son, what can I do for you?’
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The man, somewhat relieved, answered,
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“Please God, help me. Save me.”
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God said quietly,
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“Do you love me?
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Do you trust me?
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Do you believe in me?”
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“Yes, yes, I love you. I trust you and I believe in you,”
the man shouted.
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“Well, if indeed you love me, trust me, and believe in me,
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LET GO.”
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With some hesitation and another look below at the jagged rocks,
the man asked,
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“Is there anybody else up there I can talk to?”
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We often seek other answers when our real answer can only come
when we “Let Go” of some things.
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Though the above is an often-told joke, it is a true parable.
So often in counseling, I tell people the same thing.
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“You have got to let go. That situation is killing you.
It is killing your peace, your finances, and your future.
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You must let go!”
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Often they will inwardly feel just as the hanging man asked,
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“Is there anybody else that I can talk to, because I am afraid
to let go? I know the situation is killing me, that’s why I’m
here. I know that what I am holding on to is destined to die.
I know I cannot fully live while I remain embraced with it.
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But I am soooo… afraid.
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Afraid that I might fall if I let go.”
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Like a person on drugs, you often must “come down” before you
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Jul 24 2010
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: bank, bar, beer, car, champagne, drunk, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, man, money, penis, restaurant, sex, tequila, vodka, waiter, waitress, whiskey, wine, woman
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Mar 07 2010
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: aroma, boss, clothes, clothing, companion, couple, day, dinner, duty, employee, employer, era, exam, fashion, food, fragrance, funny, hands, hilarious, history, humor, husband, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, meal, meat, memory, menu, odor, partner, perfume, recipe, restaurant, scent, smell, smiles, spouse, style, supervisor, tablecloth, task, test, time, tool, tools, waiter, waitress, wife, woman, work
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
“I’m sorry sir, but I am blind, and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner’s wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Read More
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Apr 01 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: action, alcohol, attitude, bar, beauty, brandy, care, champagne, couple, devil, dinner, drunk, emotions, eyes, fashion, finger, fingers, friends, game, girl, glasses, gratitude, hairdo, hairstyle, hands, ideas, jacket, laughter, life, light, liquor, love, man, Mathematics, memories, moment, morning, music, others, personality, perspective, photos, power, pub, respect, scotch, show, smiles, sound, strength, thankfulness, thought, treats, waiter, waitress, whisper, wine, woman
They say the “devil is in the details,” but the other night, my friend and I were scanning the bar and noticing minor things about women. After reflecting on our observations, I put together four small things that guys notice that they don’t often point out to women. Here they are:
Hands
I study a girl’s hands pretty intensely. Beautiful hands can portray daintiness and strength at the same time. I notice manicures, and complexion. I imagine what it’s like to hold them. I’m not much of a hand holder, but pretty hands will turn me into a hand holder. I even watch how a girl grips things. There are definitely different objects and shapes that look amazing in a girl’s hands, such as a wine glass. A wine glass has delicate curves that play off a woman’s hands. When I notice fingers that are appealing to me, I imagine how those fingertips would feel.
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Dec 05 2008
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: age, aid, assistance, attitude, baby, bliss, car, change, check, cheer, cheerfulness, cold, companion, compassion, couple, day, duty, elderly, era, eyes, family, funds, gift, God, hands, happiness, help, home, House, hug, hugs, husband, ice, inspiration, job, journey, joy, kindness, kisses, labor, lake, language, license, life, light, love, man, Mathematics, meal, moment, money, need, neighbor, ocean, others, partner, path, pool, present, rain, restaurant, rivers, road, sea, season, seniors, sleep, smiles, spouse, stream, task, thought, time, travel, trip, vehicle, voice, waiter, waitress, water, whisper, wife, winter, woman, words, work
This is so true especially in these trying times, take a moment to read this it will be worth it!
TIS THE SEASON FOR GIVING….IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT THE MONEY
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry.
He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was the chill which only fear can put in you.
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Dec 01 2008